The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Holy Sit

Season 8 • 06/07/2004

George W. Bush delivers a message from his government to Pope John Paul II.

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Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet

CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
06/03/2004
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The Braidy Bill

Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
06/03/2004
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Tenet Resigns

If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
06/03/2004
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Goodbye Mr. Tenet

When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
06/03/2004
01:18

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Jon Magazine

This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
06/07/2004
01:39

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Dead Presidents

Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
06/07/2004
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Moment of Zen - Don't Think About Boobies

President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
06/07/2004
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Donna Brazile

Donna Brazile felt that busing and school integration was a bad idea, because she couldn't run home if she got sick.
06/07/2004
04:03

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Tape Worms

The Enron executives are greedy mother arbitragers.
06/07/2004
03:22

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Pump'd

The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will bolster their output of crude oil to 2 million barrels a day, enough to power a Hummer from St. Louis to Springfield.
06/07/2004
02:48

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Holy Sit

The Pope is usually a dick when he meets someone, but was cordial to George W. Bush.
06/07/2004
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Moment of Zen - No Disrespect

Bill Parcells does not mean to disrespect the "orientals."
06/08/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Thumbs Up To You Too

While President George W. Bush gives a eulogy for Ronald Reagan, John Kerry is going to catch up on some office work.
06/08/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - Congratulations on Your New Government

New Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi will find that there's no better way to get acquainted with a country than by running it.
06/08/2004
07:06

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David Brooks

David Brooks states that only a country as idealistic as the United States would try to bring democracy to Iraq -- and only a country as naive as us would do it so badly.
06/08/2004
01:33

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What Would Ronald Think?

Newt Gingrich believes that Ronald Reagan would approve of President George W. Bush's actions in Iraq.
06/08/2004
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New Jersey Primary

All the Kucinich organization needs to do to win the New Jersey primary is to convince fellow Democrats to change their numerical system.
06/08/2004
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Moment of Zen - Joe Biden's Lecture

Joe Biden angrily lectures John Ashcroft about the importance of following torture treaties.
06/09/2004
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8 Simple Rulers

The G8 summit is held on an isolated island off the coast of Georgia, so it won't be plagued by protests.
06/09/2004
06:26

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Morgan Spurlock

Morgan Spurlock describes his chest pains and heart palpitations from eating McDonald's everyday.
06/09/2004
02:39

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G8 Summit

Stephen Colbert explains that they're considering holding next year's G8 summit somewhere safer and more remote, like the Fortress of Solitude.
06/09/2004
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