The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 06/03/2004
George Tenet resigned as CIA Director because he was tired of sucking at his job.
Headlines - Kerry SpeechThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
Thomas Friedman Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
Thomas Friedman Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
Intro - Honorary DoctorateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
Vice Presidential SelectionsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
Mario Cuomo Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
Mario Cuomo Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
Moment of Zen - Flustered TenetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
The Braidy BillThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
Goodbye Mr. TenetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
Tenet ResignsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Jon MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
Dead PresidentsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
Moment of Zen - Don't Think About BoobiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
Donna BrazileThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Donna Brazile felt that busing and school integration was a bad idea, because she couldn't run home if she got sick.
Tape WormsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Enron executives are greedy mother arbitragers.
Pump'dThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will bolster their output of crude oil to 2 million barrels a day, enough to power a Hummer from St. Louis to Springfield.
Holy SitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Pope is usually a dick when he meets someone, but was cordial to George W. Bush.
Moment of Zen - No DisrespectThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bill Parcells does not mean to disrespect the "orientals."
Indecision 2004 - Thumbs Up To You TooThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
While President George W. Bush gives a eulogy for Ronald Reagan, John Kerry is going to catch up on some office work.
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