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Tenet Resigns
Season 8 • 06/03/2004
George Tenet resigned as CIA Director because he was tired of sucking at his job.
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01:17
Headlines - Kerry Speech
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
06/02/2004
05:00
Thomas Friedman Pt. 1
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
06/02/2004
03:06
Thomas Friedman Pt. 2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
06/02/2004
01:01
Intro - Honorary Doctorate
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
06/02/2004
04:35
Vice Presidential Selections
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
06/02/2004
06:08
Mario Cuomo Pt. 1
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
06/03/2004
03:01
Mario Cuomo Pt. 2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
06/03/2004
00:15
Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
06/03/2004
05:16
The Braidy Bill
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
06/03/2004
02:19
Goodbye Mr. Tenet
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
06/03/2004
02:33
Tenet Resigns
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
06/03/2004
01:18
Jon Magazine
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
06/07/2004
01:39
Dead Presidents
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
06/07/2004
00:11
Moment of Zen - Don't Think About Boobies
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
06/07/2004
06:03
Donna Brazile
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Donna Brazile felt that busing and school integration was a bad idea, because she couldn't run home if she got sick.
06/07/2004
04:03
Tape Worms
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Enron executives are greedy mother arbitragers.
06/07/2004
03:22
Pump'd
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will bolster their output of crude oil to 2 million barrels a day, enough to power a Hummer from St. Louis to Springfield.
06/07/2004
02:48
Holy Sit
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Pope is usually a dick when he meets someone, but was cordial to George W. Bush.
06/07/2004
00:23
Moment of Zen - No Disrespect
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bill Parcells does not mean to disrespect the "orientals."
06/08/2004
02:51
Indecision 2004 - Thumbs Up To You Too
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
While President George W. Bush gives a eulogy for Ronald Reagan, John Kerry is going to catch up on some office work.
06/08/2004
02:24
Mess O'Potamia - Congratulations on Your New Government
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
New Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi will find that there's no better way to get acquainted with a country than by running it.
06/08/2004
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