The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 06/03/2004
George Tenet resigned as CIA Director because he was tired of sucking at his job.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Kerry Speech
Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Thomas Friedman Pt. 1
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Thomas Friedman Pt. 2
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Honorary Doctorate
Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Vice Presidential Selections
Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mario Cuomo Pt. 1
Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mario Cuomo Pt. 2
Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet
CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Braidy Bill
Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Goodbye Mr. Tenet
When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Tenet Resigns
If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Jon Magazine
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Dead Presidents
Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Don't Think About Boobies
President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Donna Brazile
Donna Brazile felt that busing and school integration was a bad idea, because she couldn't run home if she got sick.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Tape Worms
The Enron executives are greedy mother arbitragers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Pump'd
The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will bolster their output of crude oil to 2 million barrels a day, enough to power a Hummer from St. Louis to Springfield.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Holy Sit
The Pope is usually a dick when he meets someone, but was cordial to George W. Bush.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - No Disrespect
Bill Parcells does not mean to disrespect the "orientals."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Indecision 2004 - Thumbs Up To You Too
While President George W. Bush gives a eulogy for Ronald Reagan, John Kerry is going to catch up on some office work.
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