The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Tenet Resigns
Season 8 E 146 • 06/03/2004

If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.

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Tenet Resigns

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