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Season 5 • 05/11/2009

Stephen's credit card has been pre-approved for its own credit card.

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Smokin' Pole - The Fight for Arctic Riches: Inuit Nation
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Arctic nations rush to stake claims in polar territories, even though it clearly belongs to America -- Superman lives there.
05/07/2009
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Mitchell Joachim
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Mitchell Joachim imagines soft cars and blimp bumper buses for cities in the future.
05/07/2009
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Spay and Neuter Your Pets
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Remember, have your pets spayed or neutered. Animal members of the Colbert Nation: run!
05/07/2009
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Sean Hannity's Liberty Tree
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Thank you, Sean Hannity, for taking us to the Liberty Tree instead of going miles out of the way to the Making Sense Bush.
05/07/2009
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Sign Off - Unicorn Dealership
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If you dream about Stephen tonight, he'll see you at the unicorn dealership.
05/11/2009
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Intro - 5/11/09
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Congress cracks down on credit card companies, and Jeff Daniels' Broadway play sounds like a great video game.
05/11/2009
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Erik Slye
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The case of the Montana Legal System v. Dog's Ball Wrinkles sets a legal precedent.
05/11/2009
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Stephen's Fancy Feast
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When Stephen sends his assistant to get pate, she only brings back the fanciest of feasts.
05/11/2009
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Credit Card Industry Regulation - Tamara Draut
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Tamara Draut believes industry regulation is necessary now that Americans are using credit for basic necessities.
05/11/2009
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Jeff Daniels
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Jeff Daniels' explains how the play "God of Carnage" shows what happens once the mask of civility is taken away.
05/11/2009
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Credit Check
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Credit card companies are part of an honest industry just trying to make 30% on a buck.
05/11/2009
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01:35

Howard's End
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The Vatican's hesitation to boycott Ron Howard's movie, "Angels & Demons," shocks and dismays Stephen.
05/12/2009
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Intro - 5/12/09
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The embargo on Cuba could be lifted, and Ron Howard discusses his directorial work on the most anti-Catholic film since "Sister Act 2."
05/12/2009
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Cuba/US Trade Relations - Julia Sweig
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Julia Sweig explains why America should bother opening trade relations with Cuba.
05/12/2009
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Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Re-Brand the GOP
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The GOP needs to make painful, soul-searching, superficial changes to their image without altering anything inside.
05/12/2009
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00:14

You Are a Dummy
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If you were offended by any part of the show, it's probably when Stephen called you dumb, dummy.
05/12/2009
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Ron Howard
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Ron Howard tells Stephen that "Angels & Demons" is about Robert Langdon saving the church, even though Jesus already did that.
05/12/2009
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Our Plan in Havana
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Europeans try to take Americans' Cuba cash by lifting trade restrictions before the US.
05/12/2009
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Intro - 5/13/09
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The government has a new method for funding health care, and Michael Pollan defends food.
05/13/2009
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Stephen's Coke Party Protest
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Stephen is already twitching with excitement over his Coke-fueled party to protest the soda tax.
05/13/2009
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06:17

Colbert Platinum - $1,000 Dishes
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Stephen's $1,000 omelet, $1,000 pizza and $1,000 sundae were worth every cent he didn't pay.
05/13/2009
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