The Colbert Report
Cuba/US Trade Relations - Julia Sweig
Season 5 • 05/12/2009
Julia Sweig discusses the future of America's trade relations with Cuba.
Stephen's Fancy FeastThe Colbert ReportS5
When Stephen sends his assistant to get pate, she only brings back the fanciest of feasts.
Credit Card Industry Regulation - Tamara DrautThe Colbert ReportS5
Tamara Draut believes industry regulation is necessary now that Americans are using credit for basic necessities.
Credit CheckThe Colbert ReportS5
Credit card companies are part of an honest industry just trying to make 30% on a buck.
Jeff DanielsThe Colbert ReportS5
Jeff Daniels' explains how the play "God of Carnage" shows what happens once the mask of civility is taken away.
Howard's EndThe Colbert ReportS5
The Vatican's hesitation to boycott Ron Howard's movie, "Angels & Demons," shocks and dismays Stephen.
Intro - 5/12/09The Colbert ReportS5
The embargo on Cuba could be lifted, and Ron Howard discusses his directorial work on the most anti-Catholic film since "Sister Act 2."
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Re-Brand the GOPThe Colbert ReportS5
The GOP needs to make painful, soul-searching, superficial changes to their image without altering anything inside.
You Are a DummyThe Colbert ReportS5
If you were offended by any part of the show, it's probably when Stephen called you dumb, dummy.
Ron HowardThe Colbert ReportS5
Ron Howard tells Stephen that "Angels & Demons" is about Robert Langdon saving the church, even though Jesus already did that.
Our Plan in HavanaThe Colbert ReportS5
Europeans try to take Americans' Cuba cash by lifting trade restrictions before the US.
Cuba/US Trade Relations - Julia SweigThe Colbert ReportS5
Julia Sweig explains why America should bother opening trade relations with Cuba.
Intro - 5/13/09The Colbert ReportS5
The government has a new method for funding health care, and Michael Pollan defends food.
Stephen's Coke Party ProtestThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen is already twitching with excitement over his Coke-fueled party to protest the soda tax.
Colbert Platinum - $1,000 DishesThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's $1,000 omelet, $1,000 pizza and $1,000 sundae were worth every cent he didn't pay.
Robert Gibbs Hates Ringing Cell PhonesThe Colbert ReportS5
Ringing cell phones distract from the illumination of Press Secretary Robert Gibbs' White House briefing.
Michael PollanThe Colbert ReportS5
Michael Pollan advises that the best food to eat is anything with less than five ingredients in it.
Stephen Colbert Is AwesomeThe Colbert ReportS5
If you didn't notice tonight's theme, it was "Stephen Colbert is awesome."
Yahweh or No Way - Father Cutie & Miss CaliforniaThe Colbert ReportS5
God wants priests to be celibate, and Miss California, Carrie Prejean, might be the second coming.
Caveman Porn StashThe Colbert ReportS5
German archaeologists discover a caveman's porn sculpture 35,000 years after he dies.
DonorsChoose.org DonationsThe Colbert ReportS5
The five branches of the military are in a tight race for your donations, and kids from the schools you're funding send Stephen their art.
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