The Colbert Report
Our Plan in Havana
Season 5 E 65 • 05/12/2009
Europeans try to take Americans' Cuba cash by lifting trade restrictions before the US.

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The Colbert ReportS5 E64
Stephen's Fancy Feast
When Stephen sends his assistant to get pate, she only brings back the fanciest of feasts.
05/11/2009
04:05
The Colbert ReportS5 E64
Credit Card Industry Regulation - Tamara Draut
Tamara Draut believes industry regulation is necessary now that Americans are using credit for basic necessities.
05/11/2009
03:36
The Colbert ReportS5 E64
Credit Check
Credit card companies are part of an honest industry just trying to make 30% on a buck.
05/11/2009
04:29
The Colbert ReportS5 E64
Jeff Daniels
Jeff Daniels' explains how the play "God of Carnage" shows what happens once the mask of civility is taken away.
05/11/2009
01:35
The Colbert ReportS5 E65
Howard's End
The Vatican's hesitation to boycott Ron Howard's movie, "Angels & Demons," shocks and dismays Stephen.
05/12/2009
00:32
The Colbert ReportS5 E65
Intro - 5/12/09
The embargo on Cuba could be lifted, and Ron Howard discusses his directorial work on the most anti-Catholic film since "Sister Act 2."
05/12/2009
03:42
The Colbert ReportS5 E65
Cuba/US Trade Relations - Julia Sweig
Julia Sweig explains why America should bother opening trade relations with Cuba.
05/12/2009
04:27
The Colbert ReportS5 E65
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Re-Brand the GOP
The GOP needs to make painful, soul-searching, superficial changes to their image without altering anything inside.
05/12/2009
00:14
The Colbert ReportS5 E65
You Are a Dummy
If you were offended by any part of the show, it's probably when Stephen called you dumb, dummy.
05/12/2009
06:03
The Colbert ReportS5 E65
Ron Howard
Ron Howard tells Stephen that "Angels & Demons" is about Robert Langdon saving the church, even though Jesus already did that.
05/12/2009
02:48
The Colbert ReportS5 E65
Our Plan in Havana
Europeans try to take Americans' Cuba cash by lifting trade restrictions before the US.
05/12/2009
00:28
The Colbert ReportS5 E66
Intro - 5/13/09
The government has a new method for funding health care, and Michael Pollan defends food.
05/13/2009
04:49
The Colbert ReportS5 E66
Stephen's Coke Party Protest
Stephen is already twitching with excitement over his Coke-fueled party to protest the soda tax.
05/13/2009
06:17
The Colbert ReportS5 E66
Colbert Platinum - $1,000 Dishes
Stephen's $1,000 omelet, $1,000 pizza and $1,000 sundae were worth every cent he didn't pay.
05/13/2009
02:05
The Colbert ReportS5 E66
Robert Gibbs Hates Ringing Cell Phones
Ringing cell phones distract from the illumination of Press Secretary Robert Gibbs' White House briefing.
05/13/2009
05:18
The Colbert ReportS5 E66
Michael Pollan
Michael Pollan advises that the best food to eat is anything with less than five ingredients in it.
05/13/2009
00:12
The Colbert ReportS5 E66
Stephen Colbert Is Awesome
If you didn't notice tonight's theme, it was "Stephen Colbert is awesome."
05/13/2009
05:03
The Colbert ReportS5 E67
Yahweh or No Way - Father Cutie & Miss California
God wants priests to be celibate, and Miss California, Carrie Prejean, might be the second coming.
05/14/2009
01:26
The Colbert ReportS5 E67
Caveman Porn Stash
German archaeologists discover a caveman's porn sculpture 35,000 years after he dies.
05/14/2009
03:41
The Colbert ReportS5 E67
DonorsChoose.org Donations
The five branches of the military are in a tight race for your donations, and kids from the schools you're funding send Stephen their art.
05/14/2009
00:31
The Colbert ReportS5 E67
Intro - 5/14/09
Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose competition continues, and Yusuf performs.
05/14/2009
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