The Colbert Report

Our Plan in Havana

Season 5 • 05/12/2009

Cuba's money missiles are pointed at America, not Europe.

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Stephen's Fancy Feast

When Stephen sends his assistant to get pate, she only brings back the fanciest of feasts.
05/11/2009
04:05

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Credit Card Industry Regulation - Tamara Draut

Tamara Draut believes industry regulation is necessary now that Americans are using credit for basic necessities.
05/11/2009
03:36

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Credit Check

Credit card companies are part of an honest industry just trying to make 30% on a buck.
05/11/2009
04:29

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Jeff Daniels

Jeff Daniels' explains how the play "God of Carnage" shows what happens once the mask of civility is taken away.
05/11/2009
01:35

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Howard's End

The Vatican's hesitation to boycott Ron Howard's movie, "Angels & Demons," shocks and dismays Stephen.
05/12/2009
00:32

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Intro - 5/12/09

The embargo on Cuba could be lifted, and Ron Howard discusses his directorial work on the most anti-Catholic film since "Sister Act 2."
05/12/2009
03:42

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Cuba/US Trade Relations - Julia Sweig

Julia Sweig explains why America should bother opening trade relations with Cuba.
05/12/2009
04:27

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Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Re-Brand the GOP

The GOP needs to make painful, soul-searching, superficial changes to their image without altering anything inside.
05/12/2009
00:14

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You Are a Dummy

If you were offended by any part of the show, it's probably when Stephen called you dumb, dummy.
05/12/2009
06:03

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Ron Howard

Ron Howard tells Stephen that "Angels & Demons" is about Robert Langdon saving the church, even though Jesus already did that.
05/12/2009
02:48

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Our Plan in Havana

Europeans try to take Americans' Cuba cash by lifting trade restrictions before the US.
05/12/2009
00:28

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Intro - 5/13/09

The government has a new method for funding health care, and Michael Pollan defends food.
05/13/2009
04:49

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Stephen's Coke Party Protest

Stephen is already twitching with excitement over his Coke-fueled party to protest the soda tax.
05/13/2009
06:17

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Colbert Platinum - $1,000 Dishes

Stephen's $1,000 omelet, $1,000 pizza and $1,000 sundae were worth every cent he didn't pay.
05/13/2009
02:05

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Robert Gibbs Hates Ringing Cell Phones

Ringing cell phones distract from the illumination of Press Secretary Robert Gibbs' White House briefing.
05/13/2009
05:18

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Michael Pollan

Michael Pollan advises that the best food to eat is anything with less than five ingredients in it.
05/13/2009
00:12

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Stephen Colbert Is Awesome

If you didn't notice tonight's theme, it was "Stephen Colbert is awesome."
05/13/2009
05:03

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Yahweh or No Way - Father Cutie & Miss California

God wants priests to be celibate, and Miss California, Carrie Prejean, might be the second coming.
05/14/2009
01:26

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Caveman Porn Stash

German archaeologists discover a caveman's porn sculpture 35,000 years after he dies.
05/14/2009
03:41

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DonorsChoose.org Donations

The five branches of the military are in a tight race for your donations, and kids from the schools you're funding send Stephen their art.
05/14/2009
00:31

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Intro - 5/14/09

Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose competition continues, and Yusuf performs.
05/14/2009
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