The Colbert Report
Stephen's Fancy Feast
Season 5 E 64 • 05/11/2009

When Stephen sends his assistant to get pate, she only brings back the fanciest of feasts.

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Stephen's Fancy Feast

When Stephen sends his assistant to get pate, she only brings back the fanciest of feasts.
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