The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 114 • 09/14/2006
ESPN's Bill Simmons reveals the highlight of Bush's presidency.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113The Word - Caveat Emptor
If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113The Colmandos
Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Intro - 9/13/06
The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Tip/Wag - NASA
NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Sexy Photo
Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Bridge Contest
Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Hungarian Bridge - Andras Simonyi
Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Sign Off - Get On It, Nation
Stephen has one bridge named after him in Hungary, but none in America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Intro - 9/14/06
Senator George Allen reaches out to minorities, and NASA goes back into space.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114George Allen
Senator George Allen puts all those questions of racism behind him when he holds an ethnic rally.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Bill Simmons
EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
The Colbert ReportS2 E115Intro - 9/18/06
In tonight's episode, President Bush wants to water down the Geneva Convention, Stephen talks to playwright Will Power, and an all-new Tek Jansen short.
The Colbert ReportS2 E115Will Power
Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
The Colbert ReportS2 E115Sign Off - Bust
Stephen is sending his bust of the president to the New York Times.
The Colbert ReportS2 E115Tek Jansen - Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!
It's time for Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!: A Tek Jansen Adventure!
The Colbert ReportS2 E115The Word - Wiper Fluid
Some Republicans are seeing Bush's plan through the dirty windshield of their own military experience.
The Colbert ReportS2 E115Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have called it quits -- and it's all Osama bin Laden's fault.
The Colbert ReportS2 E116Intro - 9/19/06
"Survivor" splits up its contestants by race, Willie Nelson is busted for pot, and Frank Rich discusses his new book, "The Greatest Story Ever Sold."
The Colbert ReportS2 E116ThreatDown - Toby Keith
Toby Keith may have a song called Boot Up Your Ass, but he should call it Narc on Your Bus.
The Colbert ReportS2 E116Frank Rich
Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
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