The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Get On It, Nation
Season 2 E 114 • 09/14/2006
There are no bridges named after Stephen in America. Get on it, nation.
The Word - Caveat EmptorThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
The ColmandosThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
Intro - 9/13/06The Colbert ReportS2 E113
The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
Tip/Wag - NASAThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
Sexy PhotoThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
Bridge ContestThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
Hungarian Bridge - Andras SimonyiThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
Bill SimmonsThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
Intro - 9/14/06The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Senator George Allen reaches out to minorities, and NASA goes back into space.
George AllenThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Senator George Allen puts all those questions of racism behind him when he holds an ethnic rally.
Sign Off - Get On It, NationThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Stephen has one bridge named after him in Hungary, but none in America.
Intro - 9/18/06The Colbert ReportS2 E115
In tonight's episode, President Bush wants to water down the Geneva Convention, Stephen talks to playwright Will Power, and an all-new Tek Jansen short.
Will PowerThe Colbert ReportS2 E115
Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
Sign Off - BustThe Colbert ReportS2 E115
Stephen is sending his bust of the president to the New York Times.
Tek Jansen - Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!The Colbert ReportS2 E115
It's time for Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!: A Tek Jansen Adventure!
The Word - Wiper FluidThe Colbert ReportS2 E115
Some Republicans are seeing Bush's plan through the dirty windshield of their own military experience.
Whitney HoustonThe Colbert ReportS2 E115
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have called it quits -- and it's all Osama bin Laden's fault.
Intro - 9/19/06The Colbert ReportS2 E116
"Survivor" splits up its contestants by race, Willie Nelson is busted for pot, and Frank Rich discusses his new book, "The Greatest Story Ever Sold."
ThreatDown - Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS2 E116
Toby Keith may have a song called Boot Up Your Ass, but he should call it Narc on Your Bus.
Frank RichThe Colbert ReportS2 E116
Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
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