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Harvey Mansfield

Season 2 • 04/05/2006

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05:45

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Balls for Kidz - Plastic Surgery

The number of Brazilian girls who elect to have plastic surgery has gone up twelve-fold, creating an international hotness gap.
04/04/2006
00:26

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Intro - 4/4/06

Tonight: America loses another place to hide bodies, a report that will permanently raise your eyebrows and Stephen finds out what Jesse Jackson's up to now that racism is over.
04/04/2006
08:25

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Jesse Jackson

Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.
04/04/2006
03:11

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The Word - Birdie

The vocabulahating conservationistas are up-in-arms over the Bush administration redefining the term "wetlands."
04/04/2006
00:32

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Intro - 4/5/06

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Harvey Mansfield about manliness and Tom DeLay leaves Congress.
04/05/2006
02:22

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The Word - Martyr

Just as Jesus died for our sins, Tom DeLay's congressional career has died for Jack Abramoff's sins.
04/05/2006
00:02

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Sign Off - En Espanol

Stephen says "goodnight" to his amigos.
04/05/2006
04:22

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Formidable Opponent - Immigration

Stephen suggests building an enormous waterslide with its top in San Diego and its splash pool in Mexico.
04/05/2006
00:08

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Fract - Russian Girls

Thank you for saving America, Stephen Colbert.
04/05/2006
05:15

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Crying

The steel magnolia ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants breaks up when Katie Couric leaves the "Today Show."
04/05/2006
06:40

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Harvey Mansfield

Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
04/05/2006
02:30

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Award

Stephen's been shilling for the Peabody Award ever since he started this show -- where's his sugar sugar?
04/06/2006
01:50

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Easter Under Attack - Recalled Eggs

The Anthony-Thomas Candy Company recalls its Easter eggs because they may contain eggs.
04/06/2006
06:24

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Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley

Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
04/06/2006
02:26

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The Word - Nazis

There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
04/06/2006
00:17

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Sign Off - Spring Break

Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
04/06/2006
00:28

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Intro - 4/6/06

In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
04/06/2006
05:47

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Markos Moulitsas

Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
04/06/2006
03:28

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Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake

How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
04/17/2006
00:33

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Intro - 4/17/06

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
04/17/2006
06:06

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On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology

If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
04/17/2006
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