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Harvey Mansfield
Season 2 • 04/05/2006
Real men don't read books.
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05:45
The Colbert Report
S2
Balls for Kidz - Plastic Surgery
The number of Brazilian girls who elect to have plastic surgery has gone up twelve-fold, creating an international hotness gap.
04/04/2006
00:26
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 4/4/06
Tonight: America loses another place to hide bodies, a report that will permanently raise your eyebrows and Stephen finds out what Jesse Jackson's up to now that racism is over.
04/04/2006
08:25
The Colbert Report
S2
Jesse Jackson
Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.
04/04/2006
03:11
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Birdie
The vocabulahating conservationistas are up-in-arms over the Bush administration redefining the term "wetlands."
04/04/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 4/5/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Harvey Mansfield about manliness and Tom DeLay leaves Congress.
04/05/2006
02:22
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Martyr
Just as Jesus died for our sins, Tom DeLay's congressional career has died for Jack Abramoff's sins.
04/05/2006
00:02
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - En Espanol
Stephen says "goodnight" to his amigos.
04/05/2006
04:22
The Colbert Report
S2
Formidable Opponent - Immigration
Stephen suggests building an enormous waterslide with its top in San Diego and its splash pool in Mexico.
04/05/2006
00:08
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Russian Girls
Thank you for saving America, Stephen Colbert.
04/05/2006
05:15
The Colbert Report
S2
Crying
The steel magnolia ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants breaks up when Katie Couric leaves the "Today Show."
04/05/2006
06:40
The Colbert Report
S2
Harvey Mansfield
Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
04/05/2006
02:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Award
Stephen's been shilling for the Peabody Award ever since he started this show -- where's his sugar sugar?
04/06/2006
01:50
The Colbert Report
S2
Easter Under Attack - Recalled Eggs
The Anthony-Thomas Candy Company recalls its Easter eggs because they may contain eggs.
04/06/2006
06:24
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley
Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
04/06/2006
02:26
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Nazis
There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
04/06/2006
00:17
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Spring Break
Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
04/06/2006
00:28
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 4/6/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
04/06/2006
05:47
The Colbert Report
S2
Markos Moulitsas
Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
04/06/2006
03:28
The Colbert Report
S2
Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake
How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
04/17/2006
00:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 4/17/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
04/17/2006
06:06
The Colbert Report
S2
On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology
If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
04/17/2006
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