The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 11/17/2005
Don't play with your lives this Thanksgiving.
The Colbert ReportS1 On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Information
The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
The Colbert ReportS1 Matt Taibbi
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
The Colbert ReportS1 America, Sleep Safe
Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/17/05
Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS1 Here Today, More Tomorrow
Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tim Robbins
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - McConaughey!
Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
The Colbert ReportS1 No Good Deed
Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
The Colbert ReportS1 ThreatDown - Children
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
The Colbert ReportS1 Thanksgiving Vacation
Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
The Colbert ReportS1 Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith
Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/28/05
Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
The Colbert ReportS1 Viewer Phone Calls
Stephen Colbert answers viewers' questions about the troops in Iraq, the Better Know a District map and the best way to clean the American flag.
The Colbert ReportS1 Cyber Monday
The nation is on its honor not to steal Stephen Colbert's identity.
The Colbert ReportS1 Sign Off - Check Your Local Listings
From what Stephen Colbert understands of quantum mechanics, tonight's show may not have happened.
The Colbert ReportS1 Brian Greene
By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Never
We need to send more troops into Iraq in order to get the job done, so that we can pull the troops out, which we will never do.
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham
Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
The Colbert ReportS1 Richard Preston
Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
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