The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 11/17/2005
Don't play with your lives this Thanksgiving.
On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan GabrielThe Colbert ReportS1
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
The Word - InformationThe Colbert ReportS1
The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
Matt TaibbiThe Colbert ReportS1
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
America, Sleep SafeThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
Intro - 11/17/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
Here Today, More TomorrowThe Colbert ReportS1
Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
Tim RobbinsThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
The Word - McConaughey!The Colbert ReportS1
Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
No Good DeedThe Colbert ReportS1
Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
ThreatDown - ChildrenThe Colbert ReportS1
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
Thanksgiving VacationThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. FaithThe Colbert ReportS1
Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
Intro - 11/28/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
Viewer Phone CallsThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert answers viewers' questions about the troops in Iraq, the Better Know a District map and the best way to clean the American flag.
Cyber MondayThe Colbert ReportS1
The nation is on its honor not to steal Stephen Colbert's identity.
Sign Off - Check Your Local ListingsThe Colbert ReportS1
From what Stephen Colbert understands of quantum mechanics, tonight's show may not have happened.
Brian GreeneThe Colbert ReportS1
By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
The Word - NeverThe Colbert ReportS1
We need to send more troops into Iraq in order to get the job done, so that we can pull the troops out, which we will never do.
Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" CunninghamThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
Richard PrestonThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
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