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Thanksgiving Vacation
Season 1 • 11/17/2005
Don't play with your lives this Thanksgiving.
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02:54
The Colbert Report
S1
On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
11/16/2005
03:23
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Information
The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
11/16/2005
05:49
The Colbert Report
S1
Matt Taibbi
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
11/16/2005
00:14
The Colbert Report
S1
America, Sleep Safe
Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
11/16/2005
00:33
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/17/05
Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
11/17/2005
04:36
The Colbert Report
S1
Here Today, More Tomorrow
Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
11/17/2005
05:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Tim Robbins
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
11/17/2005
02:55
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - McConaughey!
Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
11/17/2005
01:22
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S1
No Good Deed
Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
11/17/2005
04:34
The Colbert Report
S1
ThreatDown - Children
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
11/17/2005
00:18
The Colbert Report
S1
Thanksgiving Vacation
Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
11/17/2005
04:34
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith
Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
11/28/2005
00:39
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/28/05
Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
11/28/2005
03:23
The Colbert Report
S1
Viewer Phone Calls
Stephen Colbert answers viewers' questions about the troops in Iraq, the Better Know a District map and the best way to clean the American flag.
11/28/2005
03:42
The Colbert Report
S1
Cyber Monday
The nation is on its honor not to steal Stephen Colbert's identity.
11/28/2005
00:13
The Colbert Report
S1
Sign Off - Check Your Local Listings
From what Stephen Colbert understands of quantum mechanics, tonight's show may not have happened.
11/28/2005
05:18
The Colbert Report
S1
Brian Greene
By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
11/28/2005
02:17
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Never
We need to send more troops into Iraq in order to get the job done, so that we can pull the troops out, which we will never do.
11/28/2005
04:59
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham
Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
11/29/2005
05:17
The Colbert Report
S1
Richard Preston
Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
11/29/2005
03:51
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Confidence
We have enough confidence to let our government operate without having any confidence in it.
11/29/2005
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