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Season 1 • 11/28/2005
The world would be a dreary place if there were no secret reason for keeping troops in Iraq.
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05:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Tim Robbins
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
11/17/2005
02:55
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - McConaughey!
Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
11/17/2005
01:22
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S1
No Good Deed
Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
11/17/2005
04:34
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S1
ThreatDown - Children
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
11/17/2005
00:18
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S1
Thanksgiving Vacation
Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
11/17/2005
04:34
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S1
Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith
Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
11/28/2005
00:39
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/28/05
Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
11/28/2005
03:42
The Colbert Report
S1
Cyber Monday
The nation is on its honor not to steal Stephen Colbert's identity.
11/28/2005
00:13
The Colbert Report
S1
Sign Off - Check Your Local Listings
From what Stephen Colbert understands of quantum mechanics, tonight's show may not have happened.
11/28/2005
05:18
The Colbert Report
S1
Brian Greene
By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
11/28/2005
03:23
The Colbert Report
S1
Viewer Phone Calls
Stephen Colbert answers viewers' questions about the troops in Iraq, the Better Know a District map and the best way to clean the American flag.
11/28/2005
02:17
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Never
We need to send more troops into Iraq in order to get the job done, so that we can pull the troops out, which we will never do.
11/28/2005
04:59
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - California's 50th - Randy "Duke" Cunningham
Stephen blames California's 50th district for Randy "Duke" Cunningham having to resign over bribery charges.
11/29/2005
05:17
The Colbert Report
S1
Richard Preston
Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
11/29/2005
03:51
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Confidence
We have enough confidence to let our government operate without having any confidence in it.
11/29/2005
04:54
The Colbert Report
S1
Was It Really That Bad? - Black Death
The Black Death didn't just make more dead people, it also made less competition for those few live people.
11/29/2005
00:29
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/29/05
On tap: the failed Canadian government, the bubonic plague and Richard Preston -- with any luck, he'll bring an Ebola monkey.
11/29/2005
00:48
The Colbert Report
S1
The "Duke's" Things
Stephen looks at everything Randy "Duke" Cunningham must now say goodbye to.
11/29/2005
05:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Katrina vanden Heuvel
Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
11/30/2005
02:50
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay
Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests.
11/30/2005
00:08
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - Nobody Messes with House
The actor who plays "House, M.D." is British, but he plays an American.
11/30/2005
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