The Colbert ReportS2 E97Cuba Libre
Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
The Colbert ReportS2 E97Balls for Kidz - Carnivals
A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
The Colbert ReportS2 E97Intro - 8/1/06
Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
The Colbert ReportS2 E97Courting Joe Lieberman
Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
The Colbert ReportS2 E98On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is Made
You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
The Colbert ReportS2 E98Linda Hirshman
No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
The Colbert ReportS2 E98Sign Off - Cocoa Puffs
Hey General Mills, where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?
The Colbert ReportS2 E98Intro - 8/2/06
According to Stephen, a woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle.
The Colbert ReportS2 E98Chair for Joe Lieberman
There's been an open invitation for Senator Joe Lieberman to appear on The Report. There's now a chair as well, just like the one left for Elijah at the Passover table.
The Colbert ReportS2 E98No Joe Lieberman
Stephen allotted a portion of the show to an interview with Senator Joseph Lieberman, but the senator isn't actually in the studio.
The Colbert ReportS2 E98The Word - Single Serving
Nowadays there are pizzas made for one, vacation packages designed for one -- what's next? Bicycles built for one?
The Colbert ReportS2 E99Meet an Ally - Palau
Stephen interviews the U.N. Ambassador from Palau, who wasn't raised there and doesn't know how to say "thank you" in Palau's native tongue.
The Colbert ReportS2 E99Paul Hackett
Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
The Colbert ReportS2 E99War: What It's Good For - Russ Lieber
Stephen asks liberal radio announcer Russ Lieber for his reaction to Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade.
The Colbert ReportS2 E99War: What It's Good For - Intro
No one on cable news seems to be talking about it, but Stephen's devoting an episode to the war.
The Colbert ReportS2 E99War: What It's Good For - The Eternal Flame
To show that he's dedicated to peace, Stephen is dedicating his fireplace as the first eternal flame for World War III.
The Colbert ReportS2 E100Tek Jansen - Operation: Heart of the Phoenix - Dead or Alive
Frustrated in his attempts to find a publisher for his Tek Jansen book, Stephen turns to animation to have his story told.
The Colbert ReportS2 E100William C. Rhoden
William C. Rhoden looks to free the admittedly wealthy black athlete from the institutionalization of wealthy white-run sports.
The Colbert ReportS2 E100Lieberman No-Show
Stephen is disappointed that a DVD of "Mystic River" and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs couldn't lure Joe Lieberman onto The Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 E100Press Room Renovations
Stephen feels the White House Press Secretary should sermonize from a podium of skulls.