The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Cocoa Puffs

Season 2 • 08/02/2006

Where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?

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03:08

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Cuba Libre

Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
08/01/2006
04:21

The Colbert ReportS2
Balls for Kidz - Carnivals

A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
08/01/2006
00:29

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 8/1/06

Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
08/01/2006
03:10

The Colbert ReportS2
Courting Joe Lieberman

Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
08/01/2006
02:48

The Colbert ReportS2
On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is Made

You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
08/02/2006
06:57

The Colbert ReportS2
Linda Hirshman

No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
08/02/2006
03:07

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Single Serving

Nowadays there are pizzas made for one, vacation packages designed for one -- what's next? Bicycles built for one?
08/02/2006
00:35

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Intro - 8/2/06

According to Stephen, a woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle.
08/02/2006
02:21

The Colbert ReportS2
Chair for Joe Lieberman

There's been an open invitation for Senator Joe Lieberman to appear on The Report. There's now a chair as well, just like the one left for Elijah at the Passover table.
08/02/2006
03:54

The Colbert ReportS2
No Joe Lieberman

Stephen allotted a portion of the show to an interview with Senator Joseph Lieberman, but the senator isn't actually in the studio.
08/02/2006
00:12

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Cocoa Puffs

Hey General Mills, where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?
08/02/2006
04:12

The Colbert ReportS2
Meet an Ally - Palau

Stephen interviews the U.N. Ambassador from Palau, who wasn't raised there and doesn't know how to say "thank you" in Palau's native tongue.
08/03/2006
06:21

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Paul Hackett

Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
08/03/2006
04:41

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War: What It's Good For - Russ Lieber

Stephen asks liberal radio announcer Russ Lieber for his reaction to Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade.
08/03/2006
02:40

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War: What It's Good For - Intro

No one on cable news seems to be talking about it, but Stephen's devoting an episode to the war.
08/03/2006
01:43

The Colbert ReportS2
War: What It's Good For - The Eternal Flame

To show that he's dedicated to peace, Stephen is dedicating his fireplace as the first eternal flame for World War III.
08/03/2006
05:05

The Colbert ReportS2
Tek Jansen - Operation: Heart of the Phoenix - Dead or Alive

Frustrated in his attempts to find a publisher for his Tek Jansen book, Stephen turns to animation to have his story told.
08/08/2006
07:45

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William C. Rhoden

William C. Rhoden looks to free the admittedly wealthy black athlete from the institutionalization of wealthy white-run sports.
08/08/2006
01:36

The Colbert ReportS2
Lieberman No-Show

Stephen is disappointed that a DVD of "Mystic River" and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs couldn't lure Joe Lieberman onto The Report.
08/08/2006
01:34

The Colbert ReportS2
Press Room Renovations

Stephen feels the White House Press Secretary should sermonize from a podium of skulls.
08/08/2006
00:55

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Sign Off - Toss to Jon

Jon Stewart has a major problem with Stephen tossing it over to him.
08/08/2006
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