The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Gay Rights Pioneers & Gun Dorms
Season 9 • 11/29/2012
Boeing denies same-sex pension benefits, and the University of Colorado accommodates armed students.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/28/12
The war on men is like the war on women, Senate members debate the filibuster, and Frank Oz plugs "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Sisters Are Doing It to Themselves
According to Fox News's Suzanne Venker, modern women scare quality men away from marriage and undermine their ability to support a family.
The Colbert ReportS9 Frank Oz
Frank Oz discusses his famous performances as Yoda, Fozzie Bear, and more, and explains why he prefers "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut" over the original.
The Colbert ReportS9 Record Powerball Jackpot
After he wins the record lotto prize, Stephen will no longer have to slave away for the man 30 minutes a day, four days a week.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Stephen's Muppet
Stephen's doppelganger says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Acceptance Speech
Stephen thanks his agent, lawn guy and family.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sean Carroll
Cosmologist Sean Carroll discusses his book, "The Particle at the End of the Universe: How the Hunt for the Higgs Boson Leads Us to the Edge of a New World."
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/29/12
Guns go to college, a major magazine slights Stephen, and theoretical physicist Sean Carroll shares his latest book.
The Colbert ReportS9 Top 10 of 2012 & Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
While the media compiles countdown lists, Stephen competes for Time magazine's attention and goes after Bill O'Reilly's book, "Killing Kennedy."
The Colbert ReportS9 Moon-Shattering News
America fell from greatness when milquetoast Dwight D. Eisenhower wimped out on the country's nuclear lunar program.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Gay Rights Pioneers & Gun Dorms
Boeing's blatant devaluing of gay staff is great for the company's bottom line, and college is the time to do shots and get shot.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ian McKellen
An annoying Tolkien super fan knows more about Sir Ian McKellen's character in "The Hobbit" than he does.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Base Instincts
In the good old bad days of the 80s, Republicans could turn out the suburban white vote simply by showing images of fearsome felons.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Sting
Stephen raises the lost Gondolin blade.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Lineup
"The Hobbit" costars visit The Report, and director Peter Jackson dubs Stephen the biggest Tolkien geek he's ever met.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again
The Report kicks off Hobbit Week with a tour over Mordhattan, Brook Lands and The Queen's Realm.
The Colbert ReportS9 Senior Moment - Granny Pods
Why should seniors spend time in a cold hospital environment far from their families when they could be in a cold hospital environment within sight of their families?
The Colbert ReportS9 Martin Freeman
Actor Martin Freeman congratulates Stephen on his Tolkien quiz victory and shares his best Bilbo Baggins moment.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Rivendell
Stephen smokes his wizardly pipe in Rivendell.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Night Two
Wizardly weed is good for special smoke rings, and guest Martin Freeman plays Bilbo Baggins in "The Hobbit."