The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 10/15/2007
Paul Glastris explains that not all big-name colleges are doing good for the country.
Dead to Me - PocketmasterThe Colbert ReportS3
Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to empty his pockets on The Colbert Report.
Chris JordanThe Colbert ReportS3
Artist Chris Jordan takes pictures of people's garbage to show all the things people consume and discard.
Colbert Platinum - Kidz EditionThe Colbert ReportS3
Just because kids are too young to drink, it doesn't mean they don't need a wine cellar.
Intro - 10/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Stephen tries to find an alternative to a war against Iran, does a special segment for wealthy children, and interviews artist Chris Jordan.
Frank GaffneyThe Colbert ReportS3
Frank Gaffney, President of the Center for Security Policy, suggests divesting money from businesses that deal with terror-sponsoring regimes.
Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve DoocyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out that the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy is actually the black-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
The Word - Enviro-Medal DisasterThe Colbert ReportS3
At Al Gore's current rate of accolade consumption, there will be nothing left for our children to win.
Kucinich's PocketsThe Colbert ReportS3
Congressman Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to come on the show and empty out his pockets.
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Marie ClaireThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is right behind sweater weather on a Marie Claire magazine list of things to get excited about.
Intro - 10/15/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen laments losing the Nobel Prize, talks with Dennis Kucinich, and interviews Paul Glastris about college rankings.
Paul GlastrisThe Colbert ReportS3
Washington Monthly writer Paul Glastris ranks colleges based on what they do for the country.
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Presidential BidThe Colbert ReportS3
After 15 minutes of soul-searching, Stephen announces his bid to run for president.
Jeff GreenfieldThe Colbert ReportS3
CBS Senior Political Correspondent, Jeff Greenfield, answers how Stephen can appeal to South Carolina residents as both a Republican and Democratic presidential candidate.
Bob DroginThe Colbert ReportS3
Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
Intro - 10/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Stephen takes a look at the ever-changing campaign trail and interviews author Bob Drogin about his book on the war in Iraq.
Planet in PerilThe Colbert ReportS3
CNN is so desperate to raise awareness of their upcoming "Planet in Peril" special that they've printed millions of posters to spread the word.
Hail to the Cheese - Filing PapersThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen fills out the proper documents to run for president in the South Carolina primary.
The Big NewsThe Colbert ReportS3
When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
Intro - 10/17/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
Sign Off - Revenge Is SweetThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
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