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Kucinich's Pockets
Season 3 • 10/15/2007
Dennis Kucinich takes everything out of his pockets.
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03:04
Dead to Me - Pocketmaster
The Colbert Report
S3
Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to empty his pockets on The Colbert Report.
10/10/2007
06:07
Chris Jordan
The Colbert Report
S3
Artist Chris Jordan takes pictures of people's garbage to show all the things people consume and discard.
10/11/2007
03:00
Colbert Platinum - Kidz Edition
The Colbert Report
S3
Just because kids are too young to drink, it doesn't mean they don't need a wine cellar.
10/11/2007
00:31
Intro - 10/11/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In this episode, Stephen tries to find an alternative to a war against Iran, does a special segment for wealthy children, and interviews artist Chris Jordan.
10/11/2007
06:51
Frank Gaffney
The Colbert Report
S3
Frank Gaffney, President of the Center for Security Policy, suggests divesting money from businesses that deal with terror-sponsoring regimes.
10/11/2007
02:46
Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen finds out that the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy is actually the black-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
10/11/2007
04:27
The Word - Enviro-Medal Disaster
The Colbert Report
S3
At Al Gore's current rate of accolade consumption, there will be nothing left for our children to win.
10/15/2007
03:50
Paul Glastris
The Colbert Report
S3
Washington Monthly writer Paul Glastris ranks colleges based on what they do for the country.
10/15/2007
03:46
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Marie Claire
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is right behind sweater weather on a Marie Claire magazine list of things to get excited about.
10/15/2007
00:30
Intro - 10/15/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen laments losing the Nobel Prize, talks with Dennis Kucinich, and interviews Paul Glastris about college rankings.
10/15/2007
07:00
Kucinich's Pockets
The Colbert Report
S3
Congressman Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to come on the show and empty out his pockets.
10/15/2007
05:20
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Presidential Bid
The Colbert Report
S3
After 15 minutes of soul-searching, Stephen announces his bid to run for president.
10/16/2007
03:56
Jeff Greenfield
The Colbert Report
S3
CBS Senior Political Correspondent, Jeff Greenfield, answers how Stephen can appeal to South Carolina residents as both a Republican and Democratic presidential candidate.
10/16/2007
05:10
Bob Drogin
The Colbert Report
S3
Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
10/16/2007
00:33
Intro - 10/16/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In this episode, Stephen takes a look at the ever-changing campaign trail and interviews author Bob Drogin about his book on the war in Iraq.
10/16/2007
01:40
Planet in Peril
The Colbert Report
S3
CNN is so desperate to raise awareness of their upcoming "Planet in Peril" special that they've printed millions of posters to spread the word.
10/16/2007
05:40
Hail to the Cheese - Filing Papers
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen fills out the proper documents to run for president in the South Carolina primary.
10/17/2007
04:41
The Big News
The Colbert Report
S3
When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
10/17/2007
00:30
Intro - 10/17/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
10/17/2007
00:22
Sign Off - Revenge Is Sweet
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
10/17/2007
04:20
Garry Kasparov
The Colbert Report
S3
Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
10/17/2007
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