The Colbert Report
Colbert Platinum - Luxury Ice & Hot Dic-Tip
Season 9 • 09/17/2013
Dean & DeLuca sells $75 bags of ice cubes, and celebrities perform for megalomaniacal dictators.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 9/16/13
Americans abuse the social safety net, controversy strikes the Miss America Pageant, and retired army Colonel Andrew Bacevich talks about national service.
The Colbert ReportS9 Miss America 2013
Miss South Carolina talks about her state's mobile homes, and Twitter users slander the first Miss America of Indian descent.
The Colbert ReportS9 Andrew Bacevich
Vietnam veteran Andrew Bacevich discusses his book, "Breach of Trust: How Americans Failed Their Soldiers and Their Country."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - The Guilted Age
As more Americans apply for food stamps and disability benefits, conservative pundits and independent crusaders believe it's good to shame them.
The Colbert ReportS9 Lehman Brothers Anniversary & Economic Recovery
America's economy is back after the 2008 Lehman Brothers collapse, but only for the top 1 percent.
The Colbert ReportS9 Soul-Rending Cheerios Ad
Cheerios leverages the death of a grandparent and joins the ranks of undead endorsed cereals like Count Chocula.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 9/17/13
The rich have it better than the poor, the cereal industry makes progress, and U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan sits down with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 The People's Republic of Obamastan & Forbes 400 Losers
President Obama pits the unattainably rich against the unimaginably rich, and 61 billionaires fail to make the Forbes 400 list.
The Colbert ReportS9 Arne Duncan
U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan discusses Obama's Race to the Top initiative and Preschool for All program.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Platinum - Luxury Ice & Hot Dic-Tip
Dean & DeLuca advertises 10 hand-carved ice cubes for $75, and Jennifer Lopez sings "Happy Birthday" to an Asian despot.
The Colbert ReportS9 Navy Yard Shooting & Gun Violence Causes
Fox News complains about background checks after the Navy Yard shooting, and Eric Bolling wonders who started blaming video games for gun violence.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Damascus Countdown"
Stephen reads Joel Rosenberg's apocalyptic novel.
The Colbert ReportS9 Syria Conflict & End Times Prophecy
According to Fox News' Neil Cavuto and Armageddon enthusiast Joel Rosenberg, the Syrian conflict may bring about the apocalypse.
The Colbert ReportS9 Nicholson Baker
Author Nicholson Baker discusses his garden metaphor for life and his desire to rename genitalia.
The Colbert ReportS9 United Nations on Syria Conflict - Andrew Sullivan
Political blogger Andrew Sullivan trusts the U.N. Security Council more than America to resolve the crisis in Syria.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jack Johnson
Singer-songwriter Jack Johnson talks about rock 'n' roll, the "Hawaiian Grammys" and love songs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Hammunition & George Clooney
An Idaho company creates pork-laced bullets to fight Muslim extremists, and George Clooney uses a spy satellite to track Omar al-Bashir's army in Sudan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obamacare Navigators
Republican lawmakers in Florida restrict Obamacare navigators because they might steal the identity of the uninsured poor.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obamacare Government Shutdown
Republicans threaten to shut down the federal government if Democrats don't vote to defund Obamacare.
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