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Andrew Bacevich
Season 9 • 09/16/2013
Professor Andrew Bacevich talks about the Middle East and America's undemocratic military system.
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03:09
New York City Mayoral Primary
The Colbert Report
S9
Anti-kitten Republican Joe Lhota moves to the general election, and Democratic candidate Bill de Blasio wins the gay vote against a lesbian.
09/11/2013
02:38
America's Got Serious Reservations About This - Syria - Rand Paul
The Colbert Report
S9
Senator Rand Paul says no to diplomacy, no to Obama's plan and no to regime change in Syria.
09/11/2013
02:54
Vladimir Putin's Op-Ed Photos
The Colbert Report
S9
Vladimir Putin writes an anti-American opinion piece in The New York Times and steals pictures from Stephen's Facebook page.
09/12/2013
07:04
Philip Mudd
The Colbert Report
S9
Former FBI Senior Intelligence Advisor Philip Mudd talks about Al Qaeda, Syria, Colin Powell's WMD speech and enhanced interrogation techniques.
09/12/2013
07:39
Better Know a District - Washington's 7th - Jim McDermott
The Colbert Report
S9
Congressman Jim McDermott edits the Pledge of Allegiance, supports gay marriage and throws a large salmon Stephen's way.
09/12/2013
03:16
Vladimir Putin's Op-Ed on U.S. Intervention in Syria
The Colbert Report
S9
Russian President Vladimir Putin criticizes Obama for promoting American exceptionalism in his Syria speech.
09/12/2013
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
09/12/2013
00:34
Intro - 9/16/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Americans abuse the social safety net, controversy strikes the Miss America Pageant, and retired army Colonel Andrew Bacevich talks about national service.
09/16/2013
04:54
Miss America 2013
The Colbert Report
S9
Miss South Carolina talks about her state's mobile homes, and Twitter users slander the first Miss America of Indian descent.
09/16/2013
06:35
The Word - The Guilted Age
The Colbert Report
S9
As more Americans apply for food stamps and disability benefits, conservative pundits and independent crusaders believe it's good to shame them.
09/16/2013
05:30
Andrew Bacevich
The Colbert Report
S9
Vietnam veteran Andrew Bacevich discusses his book, "Breach of Trust: How Americans Failed Their Soldiers and Their Country."
09/16/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen blows a kiss goodnight.
09/17/2013
04:19
Soul-Rending Cheerios Ad
The Colbert Report
S9
Cheerios leverages the death of a grandparent and joins the ranks of undead endorsed cereals like Count Chocula.
09/17/2013
00:32
Intro - 9/17/13
The Colbert Report
S9
The rich have it better than the poor, the cereal industry makes progress, and U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan sits down with Stephen.
09/17/2013
03:18
The People's Republic of Obamastan & Forbes 400 Losers
The Colbert Report
S9
President Obama pits the unattainably rich against the unimaginably rich, and 61 billionaires fail to make the Forbes 400 list.
09/17/2013
06:41
Colbert Platinum - Luxury Ice & Hot Dic-Tip
The Colbert Report
S9
Dean & DeLuca advertises 10 hand-carved ice cubes for $75, and Jennifer Lopez sings "Happy Birthday" to an Asian despot.
09/17/2013
05:51
Arne Duncan
The Colbert Report
S9
U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan discusses Obama's Race to the Top initiative and Preschool for All program.
09/17/2013
03:41
Navy Yard Shooting & Gun Violence Causes
The Colbert Report
S9
Fox News complains about background checks after the Navy Yard shooting, and Eric Bolling wonders who started blaming video games for gun violence.
09/18/2013
00:06
Sign Off - "Damascus Countdown"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reads Joel Rosenberg's apocalyptic novel.
09/18/2013
05:15
Syria Conflict & End Times Prophecy
The Colbert Report
S9
According to Fox News' Neil Cavuto and Armageddon enthusiast Joel Rosenberg, the Syrian conflict may bring about the apocalypse.
09/18/2013
06:11
Nicholson Baker
The Colbert Report
S9
Author Nicholson Baker discusses his garden metaphor for life and his desire to rename genitalia.
09/18/2013
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