Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
The Time Traveler
Season 1 E 4 • 11/02/2010
Time travel turns out to have an unexpectedly disgusting side effect.
Gay Robot - Drunk NeighborNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E2
Gay Robot's neighbor drunkenly accuses him of playing his music too loud and having sinful parties.
How Do I Know You?Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E2
A husband and wife see a man they recognize at a restaurant, but have trouble placing him.
Washington Sign CompanyNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E2
An elderly African-American man recalls how the civil rights movement destroyed his livelihood.
Top MethNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3
It's down to the final three cooks and the lab is getting hot on the season finale of "Top Meth."
"Precious" Video GameNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3
Motion capture for a video game based on the movie "Precious" quickly goes off the rails.
Blind BossNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3
A visually impaired CEO tries to hide his disability from his employees.
Merv Farenz, Voodoo LawyerNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3
Attorney Merv Farenz helps those afflicted with scorpion teeth, snake pubes and other common voodoo curses.
Gay Robot - New StudentNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
Gay Robot's tutoring gets derailed by his attraction to one of the Professor's students.
CreepiosNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
SurvibratorNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
The Time TravelerNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
Going GreenNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
Masturbating SniperNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
Gay Robot - Facebook UpdateNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
Treasure MapNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
"Avatar" STDNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
Gay Robot - Sex OffenderNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
Critter GittersNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
Superman's RepaymentNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
Time CapsuleNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
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