The Colbert Report

Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush

Season 3 • 03/27/2007

Stephen responds to Sean Penn's comments about the president.

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Torture Gonzales

How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
03:48

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Stephen Colbert Day

Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007
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Intro - 3/26/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
03/26/2007
05:20

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For Your Editing Pleasure

Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
03/26/2007
00:31

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Sign Off - Photo-Op

Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
03/26/2007
05:21

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John Perry Barlow

Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
03/26/2007
05:40

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James Fallows

Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
03/27/2007
07:26

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Madeleine Albright

Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
03/27/2007
03:25

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Tip/Wag - Drug Dealers

Stephen wags his finger at drug dealers and tips his cap to GLAAD and mansheep.
03/27/2007
00:30

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Intro - 3/2707

Sean Penn insults the president, Stephen asks if we should go to war with Iran, and guest James Fallows discusses what went wrong in Iraq.
03/27/2007
03:19

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Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush

Stephen challenges Sean Penn to a battle of the metaphors after Penn's attack on the president.
03/27/2007
00:13

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Sign Off - Going to Bed Angry

Stephen encourages his audience not to go to bed angry with each other.
03/28/2007
05:44

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Jabari Asim

Stephen suggests blaming the pilgrims for the origin of the "N" Word.
03/28/2007
03:42

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Claim to the Arctic

Since no one yet has territorial claims to the South Pole, Stephen suggests planting an American flag and a Colbert Nation flag.
03/28/2007
03:47

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The Word - Monkey Business

With scientists trying to prove that morality has a biological basis, Stephen thinks it's about time for religion to take things away from science.
03/28/2007
00:33

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Intro - 3/28/07

Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
03/28/2007
01:37

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Dancing With the Stars

Stephen knows who's behind supermodel Paulina Porizkova getting voted off "Dancing With the Stars."
03/28/2007
04:47

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The Axis of Evil of the Week

Italy exchanged five Taliban members for an Italian journalist, bestowing upon themselves the honor of being the third member of the Axis of Evil for the week.
03/28/2007
02:14

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Equal Rights

Feminists can burn their bras, but they won't get the one Stephen's wearing.
03/29/2007
01:15

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Toby

This week's Alpha Dog is an actual dog, who saved his owner's life by doing the Heimlich.
03/29/2007
03:23

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The Word - Lemon-Raid

We're not going to lose the Iraq war because for all we know, we may have already won.
03/29/2007
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