The Colbert Report
Bocephus's Eternal Question
Season 8 • 10/04/2011
Without Hank Williams Jr.'s theme song, America is dangerously unprepared for some football.
Supreme Courting Season - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS8
Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Constitution's Interstate Commerce Clause and its potential impact on the Supreme Court's Obamacare decision.
Supreme Courting SeasonThe Colbert ReportS8
The Supreme Court's nine justices could kill Obamacare in this season's biggest matchup.
Sign Off - Stephen's Water BottleThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and takes a swig from his environmentally friendly water bottle.
Rick Perry's Questionably Named Hunting CampThe Colbert ReportS8
The Rick Perry family hunting camp once had a racially charged name, but many presidents have vacationed at questionably named resorts.
ThreatDown - Bears in Rehab, Bear Terminators & Sanctimonious Enviro-BearsThe Colbert ReportS8
Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius.
John LithgowThe Colbert ReportS8
John Lithgow talks about growing up in a theater family and getting hooked on acting in spite of himself.
Intro - 10/4/11The Colbert ReportS8
The Republican field is a 10-way tie, a music legend gets into trouble, and John Lithgow brings his Emmy over for a play date.
Sign Off - Formula 401 RumorsThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff.
Chris Christie 2012The Colbert ReportS8
Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927.
Chris Christie 2012 - Rick DavisThe Colbert ReportS8
Former McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis weighs in on the likelihood of Chris Christie's and Sarah Palin's presidential candidacies.
Bocephus's Eternal QuestionThe Colbert ReportS8
ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme.
Herman Cain 2012The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie.
Talib Kweli & Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def)The Colbert ReportS8
Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
Herman Cain 2012 - Gay ChoiceThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay.
Sign Off - iPhone GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.
Tip/Wag - Mexico City Marriage Licenses & Modern Warfare 3's XP PromotionThe Colbert ReportS8
Mexico City renders marriage less binding than a Verizon cell phone contract, and gamers earn Call of Duty Double XP time just by buying snacks.
Intro - 10/5/11The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain's poll numbers rise, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's marriage crumbles, and Black Star performs.
Sarah Palin's Sad NewsThe Colbert ReportS8
Sarah Palin bows out of the race the way our founding fathers intended: by having talk show host Mark Levin read a press release on his show.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Apology to Ham RoveThe Colbert ReportS8
To undo the damage he has unwittingly done to Karl Rove's otherwise spotless reputation, Stephen issues a rare clarification.
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