The Colbert Report
Sarah Palin's Sad News
Season 8 • 10/06/2011
Sarah Palin's supporters did not clap enough money at her, and now Governor Tinker Bell is dead.
Talib Kweli & Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def)The Colbert ReportS8
Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
Herman Cain 2012 - Gay ChoiceThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay.
Sign Off - iPhone GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.
Tip/Wag - Mexico City Marriage Licenses & Modern Warfare 3's XP PromotionThe Colbert ReportS8
Mexico City renders marriage less binding than a Verizon cell phone contract, and gamers earn Call of Duty Double XP time just by buying snacks.
Intro - 10/5/11The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain's poll numbers rise, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's marriage crumbles, and Black Star performs.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Apology to Ham RoveThe Colbert ReportS8
To undo the damage he has unwittingly done to Karl Rove's otherwise spotless reputation, Stephen issues a rare clarification.
Intro - 10/6/11The Colbert ReportS8
New developments emerge in the Colbert Super PAC saga, and Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about his two tours of duty in Afghanistan.
Tribute to Steve JobsThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen honors Steve Jobs with a montage of all the cool Apple products he got for free, and thanks Jobs for everything he did.
Jason AmerineThe Colbert ReportS8
Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about fighting alongside Hamid Karzai in the Afghanistan War and remembers the troops who lost their lives there.
Sarah Palin's Sad NewsThe Colbert ReportS8
Sarah Palin bows out of the race the way our founding fathers intended: by having talk show host Mark Levin read a press release on his show.
Colbert Super PAC Ad - Foul BallsThe Colbert ReportS8
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow supports the NBA owners who make sure Americans don't have to watch hockey.
The Word - Look Out for the Little GuyThe Colbert ReportS8
If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them.
Occupy Wall Street SpreadsThe Colbert ReportS8
The Occupy Wall Street protests break out of their fair trade, cage-free, biodegradable, free love sweat lodge and spread their anti-one-percent message worldwide.
Sport Report - NBA Lockout & Colbert Super PAC AdThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it.
Harry BelafonteThe Colbert ReportS8
Harry Belafonte talks about the significance of his "Banana Boat Song" and why he dedicated himself to humanitarian and civil rights activism.
Herman Cain's Electrified FenceThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it.
Talking iPhone 4SThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen tries to talk his iPhone 4S into writing the show.
Thought for Food - School Potato Guidelines & Fast Food StampsThe Colbert ReportS8
The USDA launches an attack on the American school lunch tradition of fried tater tots, and Yum! Brand applies for inclusion in the food stamp program.
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