The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - The Gleaning Cuba
Season 8 • 10/01/2003
Help me help you -- hurt them -- in Guantanamo.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Fast, Cheap & Out of Control
Between health-conscious consumers, dollar menus and hamburglaries, the fast food industry is taking a hit.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Too Skinny
Fast food lobbyist Todd Buckholz talks about how, historically, people have been too skinny.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Too Little Too Latte
Two triple skinny no-foam mocha lattes and an oat bran muffin scone cake could go from $18.75 to an outrageous $18.95.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - World's Oldest Man
Jon used up all of his best "Scarborough Country" jokes during the audience warm up, so instead, here's some sad news.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Vivica A. Fox
Vivica A. Fox talks to Jon about working out in China for her new movie.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Harry Potter
First Lady Laura Bush announces that she felt like she was making magic potions with Harry Potter when she read the books in Texas.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Back In Black - Do Not Call
Lewis Black talks about the political problem Americans are willing to come together and do something about: telemarketing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Job Market
The bad news is that Ford and Chrysler announce job cuts. The good news is that at this pace, the entire nation will be unemployed.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 CIA Leak?
The revelation that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife is a CIA operative came as a shocking disclosure to everybody, particularly one Joseph Wilson.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 As You Leak It
The Bush administration exposes a spy in our midst. Unfortunately, she works for us.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - The Gleaning Cuba
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is home to some of America's biggest security threats, and those are just the people who work there.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Bizarre Vagina Request
Although they did not, The Daily Show wishes they came up with the saying "bizarre vagina request."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Old Debate Revisited
You don't try to put erroneous information in a speech for a joint session of congress. That would be insane.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Rob Lowe
Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Champion for the Women
Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to prove that he is a champion for the women.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Human Shield in Iraq
A preview of Ed Helms' piece about a human shield in Iraq.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 A Farewell to Arms
Rest assured, if there are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, they will whip it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Creed Isn't Good
A frivolous lawsuit against the band Creed is the biggest case for tort reform this 11 year old has ever seen.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Recall Process
Don't let the fact that the president was almost killed by a pretzel and now, a scooter, worry you.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 ...mmm Kay?
U.S. Chief Weapons Inspector David Kay hasn't found any WMD in Iraq yet, but he did wash his hands after using the bathroom.
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