The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Job Market
Season 8 • 10/01/2003
There is good news and bad news about the job market.
Fast, Cheap & Out of ControlThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Between health-conscious consumers, dollar menus and hamburglaries, the fast food industry is taking a hit.
Moment of Zen - Too SkinnyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Fast food lobbyist Todd Buckholz talks about how, historically, people have been too skinny.
Too Little Too LatteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Two triple skinny no-foam mocha lattes and an oat bran muffin scone cake could go from $18.75 to an outrageous $18.95.
Intro - World's Oldest ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon used up all of his best "Scarborough Country" jokes during the audience warm up, so instead, here's some sad news.
Vivica A. FoxThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Vivica A. Fox talks to Jon about working out in China for her new movie.
Moment of Zen - Harry PotterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
First Lady Laura Bush announces that she felt like she was making magic potions with Harry Potter when she read the books in Texas.
Back In Black - Do Not CallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black talks about the political problem Americans are willing to come together and do something about: telemarketing.
Headlines - The Gleaning CubaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is home to some of America's biggest security threats, and those are just the people who work there.
CIA Leak?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The revelation that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife is a CIA operative came as a shocking disclosure to everybody, particularly one Joseph Wilson.
As You Leak ItThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Bush administration exposes a spy in our midst. Unfortunately, she works for us.
Intro - Job MarketThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The bad news is that Ford and Chrysler announce job cuts. The good news is that at this pace, the entire nation will be unemployed.
Bizarre Vagina RequestThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Although they did not, The Daily Show wishes they came up with the saying "bizarre vagina request."
Old Debate RevisitedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You don't try to put erroneous information in a speech for a joint session of congress. That would be insane.
Rob LoweThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
Moment of Zen - Champion for the WomenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to prove that he is a champion for the women.
Human Shield in IraqThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A preview of Ed Helms' piece about a human shield in Iraq.
A Farewell to ArmsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rest assured, if there are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, they will whip it.
Creed Isn't GoodThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A frivolous lawsuit against the band Creed is the biggest case for tort reform this 11 year old has ever seen.
The Recall ProcessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Don't let the fact that the president was almost killed by a pretzel and now, a scooter, worry you.
...mmm Kay?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
U.S. Chief Weapons Inspector David Kay hasn't found any WMD in Iraq yet, but he did wash his hands after using the bathroom.
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