The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 3 • 03/16/1999
Smoking is just like your lungs eating smoke.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Peter Krause
Peter Krause learns the ropes of puppet wagoneering in the beautiful suburb of Roseville, Minnesota.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Raging Bullsh*t
Evander Holyfield earns a draw against Lennox Lewis by pummeling his right hand with his face.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 1
A five-foot monitor lizard with a taste for Mary Kay representatives is loose in Florida, and Vance DeGeneres is there.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Snow News Day
West Virginia is devastated by a snowstorm and vows to install electricity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Flabby Road
Nobody ever gets tired of hearing "Blue Suede Shoes" performed for twenty minutes by thirty people who didn't rehearse.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Tough Glass
A man fires a gun at a Mercedes Benz to demonstrate the strength of its windows.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Up 'n' Dow
Americans should wait to celebrate until the Dow hits 58,008 which upside down on a calculator spells "Boobs."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Al Up in That - Infomercials
Al Greenwood, the bedspread king, decries the hokum and flimflammery of modern sales.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - The Phantom Menace
Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Chris Isaak
Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Chain Smoke
Lung huggers in Washington, D.C. want to prevent future generations from enjoying cigarettes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Crock of Gold
A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Picture
Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Paddy Meltdown
St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 John Larroquette
As a child, John Larroquette attended an all boys Catholic school called Our Lady of the Sacred Pain in the Ass.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - All About Steve
In yet another pathetic attempt to shake his image as a billionaire dork, billionaire dork Steve Forbes took to the Internet to announce his candidacy for president.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 St. Patrick's Gay Parade
Like St. Patrick and the snakes, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of the NYPD are using the St. Patrick's Day parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - What's It All About, Algae?
The group hopes to free Keiko the whale to lead a productive life -- until he is hacked by the propeller of a boat while doing tricks for the kids on a passing pleasure boat.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/17/99
Jon Stewart ends the show and highlights the top stories of the night.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Brief History of Ireland
After the opening of the Guinness brewery in 1759, Ireland plunged into the Dark Ages and culture degenerated into dirty limericks scrawled on Guinness coasters.
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