The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Flabby Road

Season 3 • 03/16/1999

The Waldorf has finally relaxed its no-mutton-chops rule.

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Peter Krause
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Peter Krause learns the ropes of puppet wagoneering in the beautiful suburb of Roseville, Minnesota.
03/15/1999
02:03

Headlines - Raging Bullsh*t
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Evander Holyfield earns a draw against Lennox Lewis by pummeling his right hand with his face.
03/15/1999
04:12

A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 1
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A five-foot monitor lizard with a taste for Mary Kay representatives is loose in Florida, and Vance DeGeneres is there.
03/15/1999
01:06

Headlines - Snow News Day
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West Virginia is devastated by a snowstorm and vows to install electricity.
03/15/1999
00:10

Moment of Zen - Tough Glass
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A man fires a gun at a Mercedes Benz to demonstrate the strength of its windows.
03/16/1999
01:03

This Just In - Up 'n' Dow
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Americans should wait to celebrate until the Dow hits 58,008 which upside down on a calculator spells "Boobs."
03/16/1999
03:40

Chain Smoke
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Lung huggers in Washington, D.C. want to prevent future generations from enjoying cigarettes.
03/16/1999
03:09

Al Up in That - Infomercials
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Al Greenwood, the bedspread king, decries the hokum and flimflammery of modern sales.
03/16/1999
03:39

Other News - The Phantom Menace
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Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
03/16/1999
04:41

Chris Isaak
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Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
03/16/1999
03:07

Headlines - Flabby Road
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Nobody ever gets tired of hearing "Blue Suede Shoes" performed for twenty minutes by thirty people who didn't rehearse.
03/16/1999
00:15

Moment of Zen - Crock of Gold
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A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
03/17/1999
03:27

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Picture
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Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
03/17/1999
02:32

Headlines - Paddy Meltdown
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St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
03/17/1999
05:01

John Larroquette
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As a child, John Larroquette attended an all boys Catholic school called Our Lady of the Sacred Pain in the Ass.
03/17/1999
01:21

Other News - All About Steve
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In yet another pathetic attempt to shake his image as a billionaire dork, billionaire dork Steve Forbes took to the Internet to announce his candidacy for president.
03/17/1999
01:55

St. Patrick's Gay Parade
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Like St. Patrick and the snakes, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of the NYPD are using the St. Patrick's Day parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan.
03/17/1999
01:29

This Just In - What's It All About, Algae?
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The group hopes to free Keiko the whale to lead a productive life -- until he is hacked by the propeller of a boat while doing tricks for the kids on a passing pleasure boat.
03/17/1999
00:21

Recap - 3/17/99
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Jon Stewart ends the show and highlights the top stories of the night.
03/17/1999
02:53

A Brief History of Ireland
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After the opening of the Guinness brewery in 1759, Ireland plunged into the Dark Ages and culture degenerated into dirty limericks scrawled on Guinness coasters.
03/17/1999
01:06

This Just In - Mennonite of Terror
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A high speed chase between the police and the Amish teens ended when their horse stopped for a drink.
03/18/1999
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