The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Flabby Road
Season 3 • 03/16/1999
The Waldorf has finally relaxed its no-mutton-chops rule.
Peter KrauseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Peter Krause learns the ropes of puppet wagoneering in the beautiful suburb of Roseville, Minnesota.
Headlines - Raging Bullsh*tThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Evander Holyfield earns a draw against Lennox Lewis by pummeling his right hand with his face.
A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A five-foot monitor lizard with a taste for Mary Kay representatives is loose in Florida, and Vance DeGeneres is there.
Headlines - Snow News DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
West Virginia is devastated by a snowstorm and vows to install electricity.
Moment of Zen - Tough GlassThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A man fires a gun at a Mercedes Benz to demonstrate the strength of its windows.
This Just In - Up 'n' DowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Americans should wait to celebrate until the Dow hits 58,008 which upside down on a calculator spells "Boobs."
Chain SmokeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Lung huggers in Washington, D.C. want to prevent future generations from enjoying cigarettes.
Al Up in That - InfomercialsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Al Greenwood, the bedspread king, decries the hokum and flimflammery of modern sales.
Other News - The Phantom MenaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
Chris IsaakThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
Headlines - Flabby RoadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Nobody ever gets tired of hearing "Blue Suede Shoes" performed for twenty minutes by thirty people who didn't rehearse.
Moment of Zen - Crock of GoldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best PictureThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
Headlines - Paddy MeltdownThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
John LarroquetteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
As a child, John Larroquette attended an all boys Catholic school called Our Lady of the Sacred Pain in the Ass.
Other News - All About SteveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
In yet another pathetic attempt to shake his image as a billionaire dork, billionaire dork Steve Forbes took to the Internet to announce his candidacy for president.
St. Patrick's Gay ParadeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Like St. Patrick and the snakes, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of the NYPD are using the St. Patrick's Day parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan.
This Just In - What's It All About, Algae?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The group hopes to free Keiko the whale to lead a productive life -- until he is hacked by the propeller of a boat while doing tricks for the kids on a passing pleasure boat.
Recap - 3/17/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Stewart ends the show and highlights the top stories of the night.
A Brief History of IrelandThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
After the opening of the Guinness brewery in 1759, Ireland plunged into the Dark Ages and culture degenerated into dirty limericks scrawled on Guinness coasters.
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