The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/14/09
Season 5 • 09/14/2009
Shocking news at the MTV Video Music Awards: apparently MTV shows music videos.
Intro - 8/20/09The Colbert ReportS5
The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his documentary, "The Kennedy Brothers."
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Make BabiesThe Colbert ReportS5
America needs to get back in the game of overpopulation by instituting a one-child minimum policy and letting teens spread sex misinformation to their peers.
Sign Off - Vacation BeginsThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen officially starts his three-week vacation now.
France Bans ElephantsThe Colbert ReportS5
France ruins Stephen's vacation plans by banning elephants from French beaches.
Chris MatthewsThe Colbert ReportS5
Chris Matthews believes American politics would have been completely different without the Kennedys.
Conservatives Are BackThe Colbert ReportS5
Barack Obama's speech on health care reform is so moving it almost fools Lindsey Graham into clapping.
Cory BookerThe Colbert ReportS5
Mayor Cory Booker discusses Newark's decreasing crime rate and gives Stephen the right to pee.
Better Know a Lobby - Health Care for America NowThe Colbert ReportS5
Richard Kirsch must choose between saving universal health care or saving an old lady from drowning.
Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift at the VMAsThe Colbert ReportS5
Kanye West's attack on Taylor Swift at the VMAs was actually an attack on Stephen.
Intro - 9/14/09The Colbert ReportS5
The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.
Stephen Loses World Record to Lou DobbsThe Colbert ReportS5
Lou Dobbs beats Stephen with the world record for most insults to Mexico in a single broadcast.
Christiane AmanpourThe Colbert ReportS5
Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."
Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS5
Jeffrey Toobin explains what will happen to elections if the Supreme Court decides in favor of corporations.
World Record for Mexican InsultsThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen tries to set his own record for most insults to Mexico in a single nightly news broadcast.
The Word - Let Freedom Ka-ChingThe Colbert ReportS5
Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.
I's on Edjukashun - Muslim Textbooks & Tony DanzaThe Colbert ReportS5
Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and Tony Danza teaches high school.
Figgy MoonpowderThe Colbert ReportS5
If David Bowie is going to muscle into Stephen's turf by having a spider named after him, Stephen will introduce his alter ego, Figgy Moonpowder.
Body Worlds Plans Cadaver Sex ExhibitThe Colbert ReportS5
The Body Worlds exhibit devoted to cadaver sex makes being dead look like too much fun.
Intro - 9/16/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen takes an in-depth look at education, and The Flaming Lips' two-story plush hippo doesn't get through security.
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