The Colbert Report
The Word - Fourth Branch
Season 3 • 06/25/2007
The Constitution was written a long time ago. There's a lot of archaic language in it.
Ron Paul's Colbert BumpThe Colbert ReportS3
Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. WizardThe Colbert ReportS3
In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
Difference Makers - Tim DonnellyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
The Word - PorkingThe Colbert ReportS3
CBS and FOX will love the commercial for Stephen's new line of condoms.
Vincent BugliosiThe Colbert ReportS3
Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
The FreegansThe Colbert ReportS3
To prevent these trash-eating hippies from freeloading, Stephen asks us to hoard our garbage.
Intro - 6/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Tom Hayden and examines Dick Cheney's power.
ThreatDown - Coral ReefsThe Colbert ReportS3
Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor.
Tom HaydenThe Colbert ReportS3
Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
Sign Off - ContractThe Colbert ReportS3
Even if you didn't like tonight's show, Stephen will still see you tomorrow.
The Word - Fourth BranchThe Colbert ReportS3
Dick Cheney is our shadow leader and he can stick his papers where the sun don't shine.
The Word - ElsewhereThe Colbert ReportS3
The Bush administration is thinking of closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay and moving it elsewhere. Stephen figures they'll move it to Mars, and he knows exactly why.
Christmas in JuneThe Colbert ReportS3
It's June 26, 2007, and Stephen is ringing in the yuletide spirit early by combining his tree-lighting ceremony with the 4th of July.
Tony Blair's ConversionThe Colbert ReportS3
Prime Minister Tony Blair may be converting to Catholicism, according to a priest who heard it from a bishop who heard it from a cardinal who read it in the British tabloids.
Sign Off - Visions of SugarplumsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen signs off, hoping that visions of sugarplums dance in your heads -- for six months.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Fred ThompsonThe Colbert ReportS3
Fred Thompson's ex-girlfriends are lining up to endorse him, so Stephen is rewarding the potential presidential candidate's ability to do it Alpha-Doggie style.
Intro - 6/26/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight: Ton Blair meets with the Pope, the Administration considers closing Gitmo, and guest David France tells Stephen that gaydar is real.
David FranceThe Colbert ReportS3
David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced.
Christmas PresentsThe Colbert ReportS3
The Mexican government is upset that the U.S. government built a fence on its side of the border. Stephen assures them it was a Christmas present.
Give Stephen an iPhoneThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen was outraged to find out that three major newspapers received iPhones before he did, so he reviewed an imaginary one and gave it zero stars.
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