The Colbert Report

The Word - Fourth Branch

Season 3 • 06/25/2007

The Constitution was written a long time ago. There's a lot of archaic language in it.

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Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard
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In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
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Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
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Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
06/21/2007
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The Word - Porking
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06/21/2007
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Vincent Bugliosi
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Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
06/21/2007
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The Freegans
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06/25/2007
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Intro - 6/25/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Tom Hayden and examines Dick Cheney's power.
06/25/2007
05:47

ThreatDown - Coral Reefs
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Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor.
06/25/2007
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Tom Hayden
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Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
06/25/2007
00:12

Sign Off - Contract
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Even if you didn't like tonight's show, Stephen will still see you tomorrow.
06/25/2007
04:15

The Word - Fourth Branch
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Dick Cheney is our shadow leader and he can stick his papers where the sun don't shine.
06/25/2007
04:16

The Word - Elsewhere
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The Bush administration is thinking of closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay and moving it elsewhere. Stephen figures they'll move it to Mars, and he knows exactly why.
06/26/2007
02:18

Christmas in June
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It's June 26, 2007, and Stephen is ringing in the yuletide spirit early by combining his tree-lighting ceremony with the 4th of July.
06/26/2007
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Tony Blair's Conversion
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Prime Minister Tony Blair may be converting to Catholicism, according to a priest who heard it from a bishop who heard it from a cardinal who read it in the British tabloids.
06/26/2007
00:09

Sign Off - Visions of Sugarplums
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Stephen signs off, hoping that visions of sugarplums dance in your heads -- for six months.
06/26/2007
01:54

Alpha Dog of the Week - Fred Thompson
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Fred Thompson's ex-girlfriends are lining up to endorse him, so Stephen is rewarding the potential presidential candidate's ability to do it Alpha-Doggie style.
06/26/2007
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Intro - 6/26/07
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Tonight: Ton Blair meets with the Pope, the Administration considers closing Gitmo, and guest David France tells Stephen that gaydar is real.
06/26/2007
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David France
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David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced.
06/26/2007
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Christmas Presents
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The Mexican government is upset that the U.S. government built a fence on its side of the border. Stephen assures them it was a Christmas present.
06/26/2007
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Give Stephen an iPhone
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Stephen was outraged to find out that three major newspapers received iPhones before he did, so he reviewed an imaginary one and gave it zero stars.
06/27/2007
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Tom Blanton
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Professional tattle-tale Tom Blanton explains to Stephen why the Freedom of Information Act is so important and what freedom is all about.
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