The Colbert Report
The Word - Evitable
Season 3 • 10/01/2007
The American people have lost their stomach for war.
Sign Off - Bear in the WoodsThe Colbert ReportS3
Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
King TutThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
Democratic Presidential Debate - The ClintonsThe Colbert ReportS3
When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
Intro - 9/27/07The Colbert ReportS3
Democrats face off at Dartmouth, Congress gives poor kids health care and Stephen interviews film historian David Schwartz.
David SchwartzThe Colbert ReportS3
David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
On Notice - Dennis KucinichThe Colbert ReportS3
Until Dennis Kucinich comes on the show, Stephen puts him on the pocket-size On Notice board.
Sign Off - All Night DateThe Colbert ReportS3
Instead of saying goodnight, Stephen wants to have a deep talk at the diner.
Cheating Death - SleepThe Colbert ReportS3
If work is interfering with your sleep, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert says sleep while you work.
Charlie SavageThe Colbert ReportS3
Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
Intro - 10/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wonders if we're preparing for war with Iran, questions whether sleep deprivation can kill you and hopes we can feed the press corps to the lions.
The Word - EvitableThe Colbert ReportS3
When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Between One and TenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is thinking of a number between one and 10.
End of the UniverseThe Colbert ReportS3
A story like the end of the universe is definitely not something you want to put on the front page.
John MearsheimerThe Colbert ReportS3
John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
The Word - Troops Out NowThe Colbert ReportS3
In an alternate universe, Stephen smokes a peace pipe and tells us The Word.
The Real ShowdownThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen puts his career on the line and issues a challenge to author Paul Krugman.
Nailed 'Em - CyberroristsThe Colbert ReportS3
Rest easy, America. The Kent County Police nailed another cyber terrorist.
Intro - 10/2/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen questions whether tonight's show is happening in a giant's finger, cracks down on cybercrime and finds reality offensive.
Gay Roundup - Dan SavageThe Colbert ReportS3
Dan Savage gives his expert opinion on hate crime legislation.
Alpha Dog of the Week - President BushThe Colbert ReportS3
President Bush leaps from the back of the pack to the lead husky, leaving the rest of the world staring at his swinging sack.
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