The Colbert Report

The Word - Evitable

Season 3 • 10/01/2007

The American people have lost their stomach for war.

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Sign Off - Bear in the Woods

Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
09/27/2007
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King Tut

Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
09/27/2007
02:31

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Democratic Presidential Debate - The Clintons

When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
09/27/2007
00:35

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Intro - 9/27/07

Democrats face off at Dartmouth, Congress gives poor kids health care and Stephen interviews film historian David Schwartz.
09/27/2007
05:38

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David Schwartz

David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
09/27/2007
04:26

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On Notice - Dennis Kucinich

Until Dennis Kucinich comes on the show, Stephen puts him on the pocket-size On Notice board.
10/01/2007
00:22

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Sign Off - All Night Date

Instead of saying goodnight, Stephen wants to have a deep talk at the diner.
10/01/2007
04:35

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Cheating Death - Sleep

If work is interfering with your sleep, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert says sleep while you work.
10/01/2007
05:35

The Colbert ReportS3
Charlie Savage

Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
10/01/2007
00:35

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Intro - 10/1/07

Stephen wonders if we're preparing for war with Iran, questions whether sleep deprivation can kill you and hopes we can feed the press corps to the lions.
10/01/2007
04:53

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The Word - Evitable

When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
10/01/2007
00:20

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What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Between One and Ten

Stephen is thinking of a number between one and 10.
10/02/2007
01:20

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End of the Universe

A story like the end of the universe is definitely not something you want to put on the front page.
10/02/2007
04:59

The Colbert ReportS3
John Mearsheimer

John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
10/02/2007
04:07

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The Word - Troops Out Now

In an alternate universe, Stephen smokes a peace pipe and tells us The Word.
10/02/2007
04:12

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The Real Showdown

Stephen puts his career on the line and issues a challenge to author Paul Krugman.
10/02/2007
04:49

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Nailed 'Em - Cyberrorists

Rest easy, America. The Kent County Police nailed another cyber terrorist.
10/02/2007
00:30

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Intro - 10/2/07

Stephen questions whether tonight's show is happening in a giant's finger, cracks down on cybercrime and finds reality offensive.
10/02/2007
05:58

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Gay Roundup - Dan Savage

Dan Savage gives his expert opinion on hate crime legislation.
10/03/2007
02:00

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Alpha Dog of the Week - President Bush

President Bush leaps from the back of the pack to the lead husky, leaving the rest of the world staring at his swinging sack.
10/03/2007
02:52

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Krugman Correction

Stephen finds out that Paul Krugman has in fact changed the release date of his book.
10/03/2007
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