The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Bear in the Woods
Season 3 • 09/27/2007
Stephen shares one more very important political ad with us.
Forgiving BennettThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen couldn't stay mad at Tony Bennett after listening to his Emmy acceptance speech.
The Word - A Word From Our SponsorsThe Colbert ReportS3
With the new NBC Direct, you can't fast forward through the commercials -- you're that in control.
Canadian DollarThe Colbert ReportS3
Economists are saying that our first president, George Washington, is no better than Canada's first president, a duck.
Tony BennettThe Colbert ReportS3
Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
Sam WaterstonThe Colbert ReportS3
Sam Waterston invites viewers to go to Unity08.com to choose Stephen's presidential running mate.
The Word - Early ImmunizationThe Colbert ReportS3
If we offer our children things like healthcare now, who knows what other unrealistic things they'll expect?
King TutThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
Democratic Presidential Debate - The ClintonsThe Colbert ReportS3
When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
Intro - 9/27/07The Colbert ReportS3
Democrats face off at Dartmouth, Congress gives poor kids health care and Stephen interviews film historian David Schwartz.
David SchwartzThe Colbert ReportS3
David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
Sign Off - Bear in the WoodsThe Colbert ReportS3
Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
On Notice - Dennis KucinichThe Colbert ReportS3
Until Dennis Kucinich comes on the show, Stephen puts him on the pocket-size On Notice board.
Sign Off - All Night DateThe Colbert ReportS3
Instead of saying goodnight, Stephen wants to have a deep talk at the diner.
The Word - EvitableThe Colbert ReportS3
When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
Cheating Death - SleepThe Colbert ReportS3
If work is interfering with your sleep, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert says sleep while you work.
Charlie SavageThe Colbert ReportS3
Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
Intro - 10/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wonders if we're preparing for war with Iran, questions whether sleep deprivation can kill you and hopes we can feed the press corps to the lions.
What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Between One and TenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is thinking of a number between one and 10.
End of the UniverseThe Colbert ReportS3
A story like the end of the universe is definitely not something you want to put on the front page.
John MearsheimerThe Colbert ReportS3
John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
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