The Colbert Report

Broadcast Networks Want More Indecency

Season 9 • 08/05/2013

Hugh Laurie and Stephen recite basic cable lingo.

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Intro - 8/1/13
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Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
08/01/2013
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen raises a brow.
08/01/2013
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04:47

ThreatDown - Global Erotic Extremism, Mini Muslims & Stripper Bears
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Terrorists love America for its BDSM, Crayola features Islamic coloring pages, and bears turn trees into stripper poles.
08/01/2013
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Oppressed White Male Alert - Bob Filner
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Mayor Bob Filner isn't taking a few sexual harassment charges lying down -- or pinned against the office supply room door.
08/01/2013
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Bryan Cranston
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Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
08/01/2013
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Edward Snowden's Asylum
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NSA leaker Edward Snowden leaves the Moscow airport after a month of hiding.
08/01/2013
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Sign Off - Glossary of Terms
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Stephen reviews a cultural document from Viacom.
08/05/2013
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03:28

Global Terror Warning
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The Obama administration alerts Americans about an imminent Al Qaeda attack that could happen any moment, anywhere, at any time.
08/05/2013
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Hugh Laurie
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Actor Hugh Laurie talks about the blues, his drama series "House" and the greatest bond between England and America.
08/05/2013
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06:13

Sport Report - A-Rod's Drug Scandal & Combat Juggling
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Alex Rodriguez is allegedly connected to alleged doping operations at an alleged anti-aging clinic, and combat juggling is the summer's hottest sport.
08/05/2013
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Broadcast Networks Want More Indecency
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Four broadcast networks horn in on basic cable's turf, so Hugh Laurie and Stephen take a stand.
08/05/2013
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StePhest Colbchella '013 - Special Guest Stephen Colbert!
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Since Daft Punk is going to make a surprise appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards, the French electro-pop megastars have to cancel on Stephen.
08/06/2013
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StePhest Colbchella '013 - The Song of the Summer of the Century
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Stephen's anti-establishment, convention-destroying rock and roll ethos is brought to you by Hyundai.
08/06/2013
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Ashton Kutcher
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"Jobs" star Ashton Kutcher talks about Steve Jobs' innovative mind, brutal honesty and personal history.
08/07/2013
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04:35

Fast-Food Workers Strike - Mary Kay Henry
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SEIU President Mary Kay Henry explains the economic benefits of turning fast-food jobs into good, middle-class jobs.
08/07/2013
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02:59

Rich White Guys Agreeing with Each Other Alert - Neil Cavuto
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Fast-food employees want their wages doubled, while Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto shares his inspiring story of upward mobility.
08/07/2013
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen signs off with a kiss.
08/07/2013
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03:35

SEC vs. Fabulous Fab
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Sleuths at the SEC prove mid-level Goldman Sachs trader Fabrice Tourre misled his investors during the global financial crisis.
08/07/2013
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03:39

StePhest Colbchella '013 - Disco Decepticons
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The indie music site Pitchfork questions Stephen's honesty about Daft Punk being a no-show.
08/07/2013
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Hollywood Heroes
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John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
08/08/2013
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Hollywood Heroes - Matt Damon
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Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium."
08/08/2013
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