The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 8/1/13
Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
The Colbert ReportS9 ThreatDown - Global Erotic Extremism, Mini Muslims & Stripper Bears
Terrorists love America for its BDSM, Crayola features Islamic coloring pages, and bears turn trees into stripper poles.
The Colbert ReportS9 Oppressed White Male Alert - Bob Filner
Mayor Bob Filner isn't taking a few sexual harassment charges lying down -- or pinned against the office supply room door.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bryan Cranston
Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
The Colbert ReportS9 Edward Snowden's Asylum
NSA leaker Edward Snowden leaves the Moscow airport after a month of hiding.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Glossary of Terms
Stephen reviews a cultural document from Viacom.
The Colbert ReportS9 Global Terror Warning
The Obama administration alerts Americans about an imminent Al Qaeda attack that could happen any moment, anywhere, at any time.
The Colbert ReportS9 Hugh Laurie
Actor Hugh Laurie talks about the blues, his drama series "House" and the greatest bond between England and America.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sport Report - A-Rod's Drug Scandal & Combat Juggling
Alex Rodriguez is allegedly connected to alleged doping operations at an alleged anti-aging clinic, and combat juggling is the summer's hottest sport.
The Colbert ReportS9 Broadcast Networks Want More Indecency
Four broadcast networks horn in on basic cable's turf, so Hugh Laurie and Stephen take a stand.
The Colbert ReportS9 StePhest Colbchella '013 - Special Guest Stephen Colbert!
Since Daft Punk is going to make a surprise appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards, the French electro-pop megastars have to cancel on Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 StePhest Colbchella '013 - The Song of the Summer of the Century
Stephen's anti-establishment, convention-destroying rock and roll ethos is brought to you by Hyundai.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ashton Kutcher
"Jobs" star Ashton Kutcher talks about Steve Jobs' innovative mind, brutal honesty and personal history.
The Colbert ReportS9 Fast-Food Workers Strike - Mary Kay Henry
SEIU President Mary Kay Henry explains the economic benefits of turning fast-food jobs into good, middle-class jobs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Rich White Guys Agreeing with Each Other Alert - Neil Cavuto
Fast-food employees want their wages doubled, while Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto shares his inspiring story of upward mobility.
The Colbert ReportS9 SEC vs. Fabulous Fab
Sleuths at the SEC prove mid-level Goldman Sachs trader Fabrice Tourre misled his investors during the global financial crisis.
The Colbert ReportS9 StePhest Colbchella '013 - Disco Decepticons
The indie music site Pitchfork questions Stephen's honesty about Daft Punk being a no-show.
The Colbert ReportS9 Hollywood Heroes
John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.