The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Glossary of Terms
Season 9 • 08/05/2013
Stephen studies up on rich cultural fare.
Intro - 8/1/13The Colbert ReportS9
Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
ThreatDown - Global Erotic Extremism, Mini Muslims & Stripper BearsThe Colbert ReportS9
Terrorists love America for its BDSM, Crayola features Islamic coloring pages, and bears turn trees into stripper poles.
Oppressed White Male Alert - Bob FilnerThe Colbert ReportS9
Mayor Bob Filner isn't taking a few sexual harassment charges lying down -- or pinned against the office supply room door.
Bryan CranstonThe Colbert ReportS9
Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
Edward Snowden's AsylumThe Colbert ReportS9
NSA leaker Edward Snowden leaves the Moscow airport after a month of hiding.
Global Terror WarningThe Colbert ReportS9
The Obama administration alerts Americans about an imminent Al Qaeda attack that could happen any moment, anywhere, at any time.
Broadcast Networks Want More IndecencyThe Colbert ReportS9
Four broadcast networks horn in on basic cable's turf, so Hugh Laurie and Stephen take a stand.
Hugh LaurieThe Colbert ReportS9
Actor Hugh Laurie talks about the blues, his drama series "House" and the greatest bond between England and America.
Sport Report - A-Rod's Drug Scandal & Combat JugglingThe Colbert ReportS9
Alex Rodriguez is allegedly connected to alleged doping operations at an alleged anti-aging clinic, and combat juggling is the summer's hottest sport.
Sign Off - Glossary of TermsThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reviews a cultural document from Viacom.
StePhest Colbchella '013 - Special Guest Stephen Colbert!The Colbert ReportS9
Since Daft Punk is going to make a surprise appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards, the French electro-pop megastars have to cancel on Stephen.
StePhest Colbchella '013 - The Song of the Summer of the CenturyThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's anti-establishment, convention-destroying rock and roll ethos is brought to you by Hyundai.
Ashton KutcherThe Colbert ReportS9
"Jobs" star Ashton Kutcher talks about Steve Jobs' innovative mind, brutal honesty and personal history.
Fast-Food Workers Strike - Mary Kay HenryThe Colbert ReportS9
SEIU President Mary Kay Henry explains the economic benefits of turning fast-food jobs into good, middle-class jobs.
Rich White Guys Agreeing with Each Other Alert - Neil CavutoThe Colbert ReportS9
Fast-food employees want their wages doubled, while Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto shares his inspiring story of upward mobility.
SEC vs. Fabulous FabThe Colbert ReportS9
Sleuths at the SEC prove mid-level Goldman Sachs trader Fabrice Tourre misled his investors during the global financial crisis.
StePhest Colbchella '013 - Disco DecepticonsThe Colbert ReportS9
The indie music site Pitchfork questions Stephen's honesty about Daft Punk being a no-show.
Hollywood HeroesThe Colbert ReportS9
John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
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