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Season 9 E 133 • 08/01/2013

Stephen raises a brow.

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The Colbert ReportS9 E132
Sign Off - Game Over

Stephen loses at Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss.
07/31/2013
04:09

The Colbert ReportS9 E132
Bradley Manning Verdict

WikiLeaker Bradley Manning evades the most serious charge leveled against him, but could still receive a 154-year slap on the wrist.
07/31/2013
00:41

The Colbert ReportS9 E132
Intro - 7/31/13

Hillary Clinton presidential speculation increases, Simon Cowell impregnates his friend's wife, and Emily Matchar charts the return of traditional homemaking activities.
07/31/2013
02:16

The Colbert ReportS9 E132
Chris Christie vs. Rand Paul

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Kentucky Senator Rand Paul trade barbs.
07/31/2013
02:22

The Colbert ReportS9 E133
Grab-Ask 5800

Stephen devises a foolproof system to help Bob Filner navigate the sexual rules of the modern workplace.
08/01/2013
00:36

The Colbert ReportS9 E133
Intro - 8/1/13

Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
08/01/2013
04:47

The Colbert ReportS9 E133
ThreatDown - Global Erotic Extremism, Mini Muslims & Stripper Bears

Terrorists love America for its BDSM, Crayola features Islamic coloring pages, and bears turn trees into stripper poles.
08/01/2013
04:05

The Colbert ReportS9 E133
Oppressed White Male Alert - Bob Filner

Mayor Bob Filner isn't taking a few sexual harassment charges lying down -- or pinned against the office supply room door.
08/01/2013
06:34

The Colbert ReportS9 E133
Bryan Cranston

Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
08/01/2013
01:31

The Colbert ReportS9 E133
Edward Snowden's Asylum

NSA leaker Edward Snowden leaves the Moscow airport after a month of hiding.
08/01/2013
00:06

The Colbert ReportS9 E133
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen raises a brow.
08/01/2013
00:06

The Colbert ReportS9 E134
Sign Off - Glossary of Terms

Stephen reviews a cultural document from Viacom.
08/05/2013
03:28

The Colbert ReportS9 E134
Global Terror Warning

The Obama administration alerts Americans about an imminent Al Qaeda attack that could happen any moment, anywhere, at any time.
08/05/2013
05:17

The Colbert ReportS9 E134
Broadcast Networks Want More Indecency

Four broadcast networks horn in on basic cable's turf, so Hugh Laurie and Stephen take a stand.
08/05/2013
05:51

The Colbert ReportS9 E134
Hugh Laurie

Actor Hugh Laurie talks about the blues, his drama series "House" and the greatest bond between England and America.
08/05/2013
06:13

The Colbert ReportS9 E134
Sport Report - A-Rod's Drug Scandal & Combat Juggling

Alex Rodriguez is allegedly connected to alleged doping operations at an alleged anti-aging clinic, and combat juggling is the summer's hottest sport.
08/05/2013
06:05

The Colbert ReportS9 E135
StePhest Colbchella '013 - Special Guest Stephen Colbert!

Since Daft Punk is going to make a surprise appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards, the French electro-pop megastars have to cancel on Stephen.
08/06/2013
01:58

The Colbert ReportS9 E135
StePhest Colbchella '013 - The Song of the Summer of the Century

Stephen's anti-establishment, convention-destroying rock and roll ethos is brought to you by Hyundai.
08/06/2013
06:01

The Colbert ReportS9 E136
Ashton Kutcher

"Jobs" star Ashton Kutcher talks about Steve Jobs' innovative mind, brutal honesty and personal history.
08/07/2013
04:35

The Colbert ReportS9 E136
Fast-Food Workers Strike - Mary Kay Henry

SEIU President Mary Kay Henry explains the economic benefits of turning fast-food jobs into good, middle-class jobs.
08/07/2013
02:59

The Colbert ReportS9 E136
Rich White Guys Agreeing with Each Other Alert - Neil Cavuto

Fast-food employees want their wages doubled, while Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto shares his inspiring story of upward mobility.
08/07/2013
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