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Season 3 • 07/18/2007
Stephen challenges John Mellencamp to arm wrestle.
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03:44
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - McConaughey
The untamable Matthew McConaughey doesn't have responsibilities or even a shirt.
07/18/2007
01:07
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 7/18/07
Stephen broadcasted his show for 24 hours straight in solidarity with Republicans during their forced overnight debate in the Senate.
07/18/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/18/07
Stephen talks about Matthew McConaughey being named People Magazine's "Hottest Bachelor," discusses how 68% of Republicans don't believe in evolution and interviews country music star Toby Keith.
07/18/2007
02:03
The Colbert Report
S3
The Price is Right
Stephen suggests that Bob Barker become the president of the World Bank.
07/18/2007
04:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Toby Keith
The outspoken country music artist speaks with Stephen about the Colbert Bump on iTunes and the mutual benefits of being friends with each other.
07/18/2007
01:13
The Colbert Report
S3
Papal Encounter
USA Today printed a picture that looks like the pope is about to make out with a hot pilgrim lady.
07/18/2007
04:06
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Smiley Face
How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy?
07/18/2007
02:23
The Colbert Report
S3
2007 Filibustacular
Although Stephen broadcasted The Report for 24-hours straight, Comedy Central cut him off at midnight.
07/18/2007
01:44
The Colbert Report
S3
Alpha Dog of the Week - David Beckham
It takes alpha-sized man-crumpets to drum up coverage and cash, and then not do the one thing that is theoretically interesting about you.
07/18/2007
02:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Arnold Schwarzenegger
American television will teach immigrants all the necessary phrases like, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" and "Dy-no-mite!"
07/18/2007
05:52
The Colbert Report
S3
John Mellencamp
John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.
07/18/2007
01:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Pope Goes Green
The Pope must provide us with consistent, infallible declarations on how to live our daily lives.
07/18/2007
01:42
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen on iTunes
Check out music reviews on the iTunes Store from the actual Stephen Colbert.
07/18/2007
00:15
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Length of the Show Contest
Stephen congratulates the winner of his "Guess the Length of the Show" contest, who won with a guess of 30 minutes.
07/19/2007
03:28
The Colbert Report
S3
March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhone
After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone.
07/19/2007
07:09
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Moore
Stephen isn't comfortable sitting that close to Michael Moore.
07/19/2007
04:27
The Colbert Report
S3
Frank Sulloway
Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
07/19/2007
03:17
The Colbert Report
S3
Republican Candidates' Suffering
John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" hit a few bumps in the road, most of which turned out to be former passengers.
07/19/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 7/19/07
Michael Moore criticizes health care, Stephen launches a new segment about emerging technologies, and guest Frank Sulloway wants attention from his parents.
07/19/2007
00:15
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Just About Out of Time
The Report is just about out of time. Or, to be exact, it was just about out of time a moment ago.
07/23/2007
00:13
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 7/23/07
Stephen is too busy reading the newly-released final Harry Potter book to introduce the show.
07/23/2007
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