The Colbert Report

John Mellencamp

Season 3 • 07/18/2007

Stephen challenges John Mellencamp to arm wrestle.

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03:44

The Word - McConaughey
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The untamable Matthew McConaughey doesn't have responsibilities or even a shirt.
07/18/2007
01:07

Intro - 7/18/07
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Stephen broadcasted his show for 24 hours straight in solidarity with Republicans during their forced overnight debate in the Senate.
07/18/2007
00:33

Intro - 6/18/07
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Stephen talks about Matthew McConaughey being named People Magazine's "Hottest Bachelor," discusses how 68% of Republicans don't believe in evolution and interviews country music star Toby Keith.
07/18/2007
02:03

The Price is Right
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Stephen suggests that Bob Barker become the president of the World Bank.
07/18/2007
04:35

Toby Keith
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The outspoken country music artist speaks with Stephen about the Colbert Bump on iTunes and the mutual benefits of being friends with each other.
07/18/2007
01:13

Papal Encounter
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USA Today printed a picture that looks like the pope is about to make out with a hot pilgrim lady.
07/18/2007
04:06

The Word - Smiley Face
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How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy?
07/18/2007
02:23

2007 Filibustacular
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Although Stephen broadcasted The Report for 24-hours straight, Comedy Central cut him off at midnight.
07/18/2007
01:44

Alpha Dog of the Week - David Beckham
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It takes alpha-sized man-crumpets to drum up coverage and cash, and then not do the one thing that is theoretically interesting about you.
07/18/2007
02:29

Tip/Wag - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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American television will teach immigrants all the necessary phrases like, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" and "Dy-no-mite!"
07/18/2007
05:52

John Mellencamp
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John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.
07/18/2007
01:19

Pope Goes Green
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The Pope must provide us with consistent, infallible declarations on how to live our daily lives.
07/18/2007
01:42

Stephen on iTunes
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Check out music reviews on the iTunes Store from the actual Stephen Colbert.
07/18/2007
00:15

Sign Off - Length of the Show Contest
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Stephen congratulates the winner of his "Guess the Length of the Show" contest, who won with a guess of 30 minutes.
07/19/2007
03:28

March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhone
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After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone.
07/19/2007
07:09

Michael Moore
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Stephen isn't comfortable sitting that close to Michael Moore.
07/19/2007
04:27

Frank Sulloway
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Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
07/19/2007
03:17

Republican Candidates' Suffering
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John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" hit a few bumps in the road, most of which turned out to be former passengers.
07/19/2007
00:32

Intro - 7/19/07
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Michael Moore criticizes health care, Stephen launches a new segment about emerging technologies, and guest Frank Sulloway wants attention from his parents.
07/19/2007
00:15

Sign Off - Just About Out of Time
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The Report is just about out of time. Or, to be exact, it was just about out of time a moment ago.
07/23/2007
00:13

Intro - 7/23/07
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Stephen is too busy reading the newly-released final Harry Potter book to introduce the show.
07/23/2007
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