The Colbert Report
John Mellencamp
Season 3 E 91 • 07/18/2007

John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.

Watching

03:44

The Colbert ReportS3 E81
The Word - McConaughey

The untamable Matthew McConaughey doesn't have responsibilities or even a shirt.
07/18/2007
01:07

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
Intro - 7/18/07

Stephen broadcasted his show for 24 hours straight in solidarity with Republicans during their forced overnight debate in the Senate.
07/18/2007
00:33

The Colbert ReportS3 E81
Intro - 6/18/07

Stephen talks about Matthew McConaughey being named People Magazine's "Hottest Bachelor," discusses how 68% of Republicans don't believe in evolution and interviews country music star Toby Keith.
07/18/2007
02:03

The Colbert ReportS3 E81
The Price is Right

Stephen suggests that Bob Barker become the president of the World Bank.
07/18/2007
04:35

The Colbert ReportS3 E81
Toby Keith

The outspoken country music artist speaks with Stephen about the Colbert Bump on iTunes and the mutual benefits of being friends with each other.
07/18/2007
01:13

The Colbert ReportS3 E81
Papal Encounter

USA Today printed a picture that looks like the pope is about to make out with a hot pilgrim lady.
07/18/2007
04:06

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
The Word - Smiley Face

How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy?
07/18/2007
02:23

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
2007 Filibustacular

Although Stephen broadcasted The Report for 24-hours straight, Comedy Central cut him off at midnight.
07/18/2007
01:44

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
Alpha Dog of the Week - David Beckham

It takes alpha-sized man-crumpets to drum up coverage and cash, and then not do the one thing that is theoretically interesting about you.
07/18/2007
02:29

The Colbert ReportS3 E81
Tip/Wag - Arnold Schwarzenegger

American television will teach immigrants all the necessary phrases like, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?" and "Dy-no-mite!"
07/18/2007
05:52

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
John Mellencamp

John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.
07/18/2007
01:19

The Colbert ReportS3 E91
Pope Goes Green

The Pope must provide us with consistent, infallible declarations on how to live our daily lives.
07/18/2007
01:42

The Colbert ReportS3 E81
Stephen on iTunes

Check out music reviews on the iTunes Store from the actual Stephen Colbert.
07/18/2007
00:15

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Sign Off - Length of the Show Contest

Stephen congratulates the winner of his "Guess the Length of the Show" contest, who won with a guess of 30 minutes.
07/19/2007
03:28

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhone

After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone.
07/19/2007
07:09

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Michael Moore

Stephen isn't comfortable sitting that close to Michael Moore.
07/19/2007
04:27

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Frank Sulloway

Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
07/19/2007
03:17

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Republican Candidates' Suffering

John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" hit a few bumps in the road, most of which turned out to be former passengers.
07/19/2007
00:32

The Colbert ReportS3 E92
Intro - 7/19/07

Michael Moore criticizes health care, Stephen launches a new segment about emerging technologies, and guest Frank Sulloway wants attention from his parents.
07/19/2007
00:15

The Colbert ReportS3 E93
Sign Off - Just About Out of Time

The Report is just about out of time. Or, to be exact, it was just about out of time a moment ago.
07/23/2007
00:13

The Colbert ReportS3 E93
Intro - 7/23/07

Stephen is too busy reading the newly-released final Harry Potter book to introduce the show.
07/23/2007