The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 10/20/2005
"Mad Money" host Jim Cramer discusses international markets and gives Stephen two thumbs up.
The Word - DisappointedThe Colbert ReportS1
After sharing the benefits of a caramel apple in the morning, Stephen explains how the media is mishandling Saddam Hussein's trial.
Fareed ZakariaThe Colbert ReportS1
Fareed Zakaria of "Newsweek" discusses outsourcing, Saddam Hussein's trial and his own centrist views.
Stephen Settles the Debate - Whales and Cod vs. Polar Bears and Seal HuntersThe Colbert ReportS1
With global warming melting the Arctic ice cap, several animals -- including whales, cod, polar bears and seals -- may need to adapt to changes in their ecosystem.
Sign Off - The In-Box - You're GreatThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen reads two complimentary letters from his fans and one much less flattering letter.
Intro - 10/20/05The Colbert ReportS1
Obesity in America climbs, foreign news becomes easier to understand, and financial expert Jim Cramer sits down with Stephen.
Sign Off - Credit CardsThe Colbert ReportS1
In order to stave off bankruptcy, average Americans must begin using as many credit cards as possible.
Avian FluThe Colbert ReportS1
As most news networks emphasis the worst parts of the bird flu epidemic, Stephen takes a cue from Fox News and throws a little bit of Lisa Loeb into his reporting.
Russ Lieber - Candy and AirThe Colbert ReportS1
Radio host Russ Lieber becomes enraged when he finds out that Stephen has gotten his own television show.
Un-American News - The Foreign PressThe Colbert ReportS1
An English newspaper misunderstands the word "unlawful," Spanish television covers the Saddam Hussein trial, and Greek journalists use a quick-and-easy time-burner.
The Word - Love HandlesThe Colbert ReportS1
The Personal Responsibility in Food Consumption Act (known as the "Cheeseburger Bill") is passed, making it unlawful to sue corporations that sell fatty foods.
Jim CramerThe Colbert ReportS1
Financial expert and "Mad Money" host Jim Cramer explains why it's beneficial to invest in foreign markets.
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - InquisitionThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen is disappointed that his audience thinks the man who invented the Frosty should stay dead.
Against the PundocracyThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen strikes his first blow against the Schieffers, the Russerts and the Stephanopouli.
Mug ShotThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert advises Karl Rove, Jack Abramoff and Scooter Libby to start thinking about composition and lighting for their mug shot.
Lou DobbsThe Colbert ReportS1
Lou Dobbs thinks America needs to stop running trade deficits and fix its broken borders.
The Word - PussyThe Colbert ReportS1
Bush has got a tough hard slog with Harriet Miers, but pussying out now would send a signal of weakness to the homegrown insurgency trying to derail the process.
Fract - The Wright BrothersThe Colbert ReportS1
Most people don't know that the Wright brothers were both American.
Intro - 10/24/05The Colbert ReportS1
Harriet Miers is under siege, great drinking cities are in danger and Lou Dobbs of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" appears on The Colbert Report.
Benjamin Shalom BernankeThe Colbert ReportS1
You can tell by the way new Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke walks that he is an evolutionary leap forward from Alan Greenspan.
Yet Another Day - Soup and PetsThe Colbert ReportS1
The Colbert morning show, Yet Another Day, looks into the hidden dangers of petting your cat.
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