The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 10/24/2005
Stephen Colbert nails Lou Dobbs on immigration and outsourcing.
The Colbert ReportS1 Russ Lieber - Candy and Air
Radio host Russ Lieber becomes enraged when he finds out that Stephen has gotten his own television show.
The Colbert ReportS1 Jim Cramer
Financial expert and "Mad Money" host Jim Cramer explains why it's beneficial to invest in foreign markets.
The Colbert ReportS1 Un-American News - The Foreign Press
An English newspaper misunderstands the word "unlawful," Spanish television covers the Saddam Hussein trial, and Greek journalists use a quick-and-easy time-burner.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Love Handles
The Personal Responsibility in Food Consumption Act (known as the "Cheeseburger Bill") is passed, making it unlawful to sue corporations that sell fatty foods.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Inquisition
Stephen is disappointed that his audience thinks the man who invented the Frosty should stay dead.
The Colbert ReportS1 Against the Pundocracy
Stephen strikes his first blow against the Schieffers, the Russerts and the Stephanopouli.
The Colbert ReportS1 Mug Shot
Stephen Colbert advises Karl Rove, Jack Abramoff and Scooter Libby to start thinking about composition and lighting for their mug shot.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Pussy
Bush has got a tough hard slog with Harriet Miers, but pussying out now would send a signal of weakness to the homegrown insurgency trying to derail the process.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - The Wright Brothers
Most people don't know that the Wright brothers were both American.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 10/24/05
Harriet Miers is under siege, great drinking cities are in danger and Lou Dobbs of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" appears on The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS1 Lou Dobbs
Lou Dobbs thinks America needs to stop running trade deficits and fix its broken borders.
The Colbert ReportS1 Benjamin Shalom Bernanke
You can tell by the way new Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke walks that he is an evolutionary leap forward from Alan Greenspan.
The Colbert ReportS1 Yet Another Day - Soup and Pets
The Colbert morning show, Yet Another Day, looks into the hidden dangers of petting your cat.
The Colbert ReportS1 ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial Soap
Stephen counts down the threats from bears and eight-year-olds who kill bears.
The Colbert ReportS1 Greg Behrendt Fields Calls
Greg Behrendt and Stephen Colbert offer relationship advice over the phone.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 10/25/05
Tonight's episode includes the Federal Reserve, David Copperfield, bears and author Greg Behrendt.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Overrated
Rosa Parks enriched our vocabulary by allowing us to call anyone who is the first person to do something the "Rosa Parks of whatever it is that person did first."
The Colbert ReportS1 Greg Behrendt
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
The Colbert ReportS1 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Pulse
Stephen comes down from his pedestal and interacts with real people like you.
You may also like4 Videos
Crank YankersS6 Destiny Is Calling on the New Season of Crank Yankers
Desus & Mero, Wanda Sykes, Jimmy Kimmel and even more of your faves are back for more pranking puppet hijinks when Crank Yankers returns Wednesday, July 6 at 8/7c.
Hot Mess HolidayDiwali Gets Wild in Hot Mess Holiday
Melanie Chandra and Surina Jindal embark on a zany weekend adventure during Diwali in the Comedy Central original movie Hot Mess Holiday, now streaming.
A Clüsterfünke ChristmasA Clüsterfünke Christmas Is TV's Holiday-est Movie
Featuring a hunky lumberjack, a quaint family business and more, everybody's favorite holiday tropes come together in Comedy Central's festive TV-movie parody, A Clüsterfünke Christmas.