The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 10/24/2005
Stephen Colbert nails Lou Dobbs on immigration and outsourcing.
Russ Lieber - Candy and AirThe Colbert ReportS1
Radio host Russ Lieber becomes enraged when he finds out that Stephen has gotten his own television show.
Jim CramerThe Colbert ReportS1
Financial expert and "Mad Money" host Jim Cramer explains why it's beneficial to invest in foreign markets.
Un-American News - The Foreign PressThe Colbert ReportS1
An English newspaper misunderstands the word "unlawful," Spanish television covers the Saddam Hussein trial, and Greek journalists use a quick-and-easy time-burner.
The Word - Love HandlesThe Colbert ReportS1
The Personal Responsibility in Food Consumption Act (known as the "Cheeseburger Bill") is passed, making it unlawful to sue corporations that sell fatty foods.
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - InquisitionThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen is disappointed that his audience thinks the man who invented the Frosty should stay dead.
Against the PundocracyThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen strikes his first blow against the Schieffers, the Russerts and the Stephanopouli.
Mug ShotThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert advises Karl Rove, Jack Abramoff and Scooter Libby to start thinking about composition and lighting for their mug shot.
The Word - PussyThe Colbert ReportS1
Bush has got a tough hard slog with Harriet Miers, but pussying out now would send a signal of weakness to the homegrown insurgency trying to derail the process.
Fract - The Wright BrothersThe Colbert ReportS1
Most people don't know that the Wright brothers were both American.
Intro - 10/24/05The Colbert ReportS1
Harriet Miers is under siege, great drinking cities are in danger and Lou Dobbs of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" appears on The Colbert Report.
Lou DobbsThe Colbert ReportS1
Lou Dobbs thinks America needs to stop running trade deficits and fix its broken borders.
Benjamin Shalom BernankeThe Colbert ReportS1
You can tell by the way new Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke walks that he is an evolutionary leap forward from Alan Greenspan.
Yet Another Day - Soup and PetsThe Colbert ReportS1
The Colbert morning show, Yet Another Day, looks into the hidden dangers of petting your cat.
ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial SoapThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen counts down the threats from bears and eight-year-olds who kill bears.
Greg Behrendt Fields CallsThe Colbert ReportS1
Greg Behrendt and Stephen Colbert offer relationship advice over the phone.
Intro - 10/25/05The Colbert ReportS1
Tonight's episode includes the Federal Reserve, David Copperfield, bears and author Greg Behrendt.
The Word - OverratedThe Colbert ReportS1
Rosa Parks enriched our vocabulary by allowing us to call anyone who is the first person to do something the "Rosa Parks of whatever it is that person did first."
Greg BehrendtThe Colbert ReportS1
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS1
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
The PulseThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen comes down from his pedestal and interacts with real people like you.
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