The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Water Eyeballing
Season 6 • 06/01/2010
Stephen pours water into his eyeball.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATs
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/13/10
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Hold Steady
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
The Colbert ReportS6 Confirming Elena
The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
The Colbert ReportS6 Failure to Launch - Atlantis Crew
Stephen asks the Atlantis crew for advice on how he can prepare himself for space.
The Colbert ReportS6 Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
The Colbert ReportS6 Up Brit Creek
Stephen finds the villain in the hit summer series, "Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe."
The Colbert ReportS6 Vodka Eyeballing
If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/1/10
Stephen finds out who's to blame for the BP oil spill and refuses to get up close and personal with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Water Eyeballing
Stephen says goodnight and pours water into his eyeball.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi Campbell
Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
The Colbert ReportS6 Japan's Special Election - Kazuo Myazaki
Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
The Colbert ReportS6 Lisa Miller
Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Parting Gifts for Kazuo Myazaki
Stephen checks in with Kazuo Myazaki and offers him some lovely parting gifts.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 6/2/10
Stephen shows shocking footage of someone working in Spain, and Lisa Miller spends seven minutes in Heaven.
The Colbert ReportS6 Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored Bullfighter
Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth.
The Colbert ReportS6 Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - iPad Suit Pocket
While the Wall Street Journal was ignoring Stephen's contribution to men's fashion, he invented a new kind of pocket.
The Colbert ReportS6 Crude & Unusual
The nuclear option isn't guaranteed to work and would violate international treaties, but it would turn the ocean floor into glass.
The Colbert ReportS6 Vampire Weekend
Stephen reads Vampire Weekend "The Elements of Style" to prove the necessity of the Oxford comma.
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