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Moment of Zen - Nuclear
Season 5 • 05/02/2001
President George W. Bush warns against nuclear weapons.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Dominic Chianese
Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
05/01/2001
03:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - Menopause
Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
05/01/2001
04:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines- Major League Gashole
The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
05/01/2001
04:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The Other Killer White Meat
Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
05/02/2001
02:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Shield of Dreams
After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
05/02/2001
03:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Back in Black - Abusing the System
The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
05/02/2001
01:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Fire Away
According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
05/02/2001
03:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Shield of Dreams - Technology
Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
05/02/2001
01:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Other News - Mammal in the Mirror
For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
05/02/2001
02:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Dastardly Nations
You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
05/02/2001
00:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Nuclear
President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
05/02/2001
03:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Other News - Dream Con
The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
05/03/2001
02:59
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven
"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
05/03/2001
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Priests Singing
A group of orthodox priests sing.
05/03/2001
03:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Press Corpse
Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
05/03/2001
03:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Robert Patrick
Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
05/03/2001
04:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
It's Not Easy Being Green
Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
05/03/2001
04:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Pet Sedentary
Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
05/07/2001
00:39
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - T-Ball
Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
05/07/2001
01:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Other News - Strom of the Century
While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
05/07/2001
03:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Bush League
President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
05/07/2001
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