The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Nuclear

Season 5 • 05/02/2001

President George W. Bush warns against nuclear weapons.

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Dominic Chianese

Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
05/01/2001
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Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - Menopause

Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
05/01/2001
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Headlines- Major League Gashole

The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
05/01/2001
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The Other Killer White Meat

Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
05/02/2001
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Headlines - Shield of Dreams

After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
05/02/2001
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Back in Black - Abusing the System

The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
05/02/2001
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Fire Away

According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
05/02/2001
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Shield of Dreams - Technology

Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
05/02/2001
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Other News - Mammal in the Mirror

For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
05/02/2001
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Dastardly Nations

You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
05/02/2001
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Moment of Zen - Nuclear

President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
05/02/2001
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Other News - Dream Con

The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
05/03/2001
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven

"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
05/03/2001
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Moment of Zen - Priests Singing

A group of orthodox priests sing.
05/03/2001
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Headlines - Press Corpse

Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
05/03/2001
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Robert Patrick

Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
05/03/2001
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It's Not Easy Being Green

Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
05/03/2001
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Pet Sedentary

Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
05/07/2001
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Moment of Zen - T-Ball

Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
05/07/2001
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Other News - Strom of the Century

While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
05/07/2001
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Headlines - Bush League

President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
05/07/2001
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