The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Other Killer White Meat
Season 5 • 05/02/2001
Until we can prevent pork chop fires, Matt Walsh's advice is not to cook them at all.
Dominic ChianeseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - MenopauseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
Headlines- Major League GasholeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
Headlines - Shield of DreamsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
Back in Black - Abusing the SystemThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
Moment of Zen - NuclearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
Fire AwayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
Shield of Dreams - TechnologyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
Other News - Mammal in the MirrorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
Dastardly NationsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
The Other Killer White MeatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
Other News - Dream ConThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - DrivenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
Moment of Zen - Priests SingingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A group of orthodox priests sing.
Headlines - Press CorpseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
Robert PatrickThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
It's Not Easy Being GreenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
Pet SedentaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
Moment of Zen - T-BallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
Other News - Strom of the CenturyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
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