The Colbert Report

Jerome Groopman

Season 3 • 03/19/2007

Dr. Jerome Groopman explains how doctors think.

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The Colbert ReportS3
St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day can't go on now that geneticists have discovered that the English and the Irish are a single people.
03/15/2007
00:17

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Sign Off - Candy

Stephen plans out a sweet dreamscape for his loyal audience.
03/15/2007
00:34

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Intro - 3/15/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Ayaan Hirsi Ali about fundamentalist Islam, and President Bush returns from his trip to Latin America.
03/15/2007
06:00

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Better Know a District - Illinois' 17th - Phil Hare

Stephen takes his vitamin E -- a couple of caplets in the mouth keeps the blood flow going south.
03/15/2007
02:35

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Emanuel Attacks Stephen

Congressman Rahm Emanuel tells freshman students to avoid Stephen, and Stephen fights back by offering the congressman a severed finger.
03/19/2007
01:22

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Pennies

After getting charged triple the amount of his normal electric bill, Robert Hancock paid the damage in pennies and is thus named Alpha Dog of the Week.
03/19/2007
01:01

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Willie Nelson Tomorrow

In anticipation of Willie Nelson's appearance on The Report, Stephen speaks out against Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler ice cream and promotes Americone Dream.
03/19/2007
03:03

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The Word - Pound of Flesh

South Carolina has come up with a program to help control the prisoner population -- inmates can reduce their sentences by donating vital organs.
03/19/2007
04:20

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ThreatDown - Seniors

Time Magazine, angry dancing seniors, fertility clinics and the FDA are all threatening America.
03/19/2007
00:29

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Intro - 3/19/07

Prisoners can donate organs in South Carolina, senior citizens speak out against the war in Iraq, and Stephen speaks with author Jerome Groopman
03/19/2007
06:07

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Jerome Groopman

Dr. Jerome Groopman discusses "How Doctors Think" and explains that Dr. Gregory House is based on Sherlock Holmes, who was addicted to cocaine, not heroine.
03/19/2007
02:55

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Stephen Colbert Day - Honor

In celebration of Stephen Colbert Day, Stephen takes a few moments to honor Oshawa, Ontario, the city that will now give him free parking.
03/20/2007
03:59

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Willie Recall

Stephen goes after Willie Nelson for his competing ice cream flavor with a vicious ad campaign.
03/20/2007
00:27

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Intro - 3/20/07

Scientist do some renovating inside the womb, Stephen gives us a reason to visit Canada, and country musician Willie Nelson stops by.
03/20/2007
05:06

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Willie Nelson

Stephen and Willie Nelson sample each other's ice creams for the first time. Willie enjoys Americone Dream and Stephen accepts an unspoken apology.
03/20/2007
03:19

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The Word - Supernatural

After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says.
03/20/2007
01:49

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ThreatDown - Polar Bear Cub

After a mama polar bear rejected her cub the zoo planned to care for it but activist Frank Albrecht felt the cub should be killed -- Stephen agrees.
03/20/2007
02:48

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Impeach Bush

Stephen supports President Bush by antagonizing the Democrats and telling Congress to strap on their balls.
03/21/2007
01:29

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Stephen's Stoned Friend

After the ice cream feud is finally settled, Stephen hangs out with Willie Nelson on his tour bus and Willie becomes Stephen's new stoned friend.
03/21/2007
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnights

Stephen bids his many goodnights.
03/21/2007
03:31

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The Word - Sex

Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
03/21/2007
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