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Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now

Season 5 • 04/29/2009

Stephen fields webcam questions on swine flu.

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01:36

Arlen Specter Contracts Donkey Flu
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Republicans tried to fight off donkey flu, but their white cells weren't strong enough.
04/28/2009
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No Animals Were Harmed
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No animals were harmed, but after the credits roll, all bets are off.
04/28/2009
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Intro - 4/28/09
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Stephen learns what it takes to be a foreign correspondent, besides a pad, a pencil and an anti-American bias, and drinks are on Daniel Gross.
04/28/2009
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Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Correspondents
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After taking into consideration his American hero and United Airlines platinum member status, Stephen is going to the Persian Gulf, third and third-most, as a journalist.
04/28/2009
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Foreign Reporting - Richard Engel
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Richard Engel shares with Stephen the customary tip for a soldier who saves your life.
04/28/2009
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Intro - 4/29/09
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The nation may have an education problem, and David Kessler thinks Americans eat too much, which means he must have eyes.
04/29/2009
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Feet Teeth
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Don't forget to brush your teeth, including your feet teeth.
04/29/2009
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David Kessler
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David Kessler wants to save lives by getting Americans to eat less.
04/29/2009
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06:33

I's On Edjukashun - Textbooks, AmeriCorps & Strip-Search
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Fox News exposes liberal textbooks, AmeriCorps increases its mind control, and a girl is strip-searched for ibuprofen.
04/29/2009
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Ahmadinejad Steals Obama's Slogan
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Obama should have anticipated that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would copy him and picked a more effective anti-nuclear campaign slogan.
04/29/2009
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04:51

Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now
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Stephen calms everyone down with his advice on swine flu.
04/29/2009
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05:22

Ethan Nadelmann
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Ethan Nadelmann wants to remove marijuana from the criminal justice system and put it into the taxation and regulation systems.
04/30/2009
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08:37

President Obama - The First 14 Mondays
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The true test of a president: running the country while living Garfield's worst nightmare.
04/30/2009
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04:49

Obama's First 14 Mondays - Jonathan Alter
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Jonathan Alter tells Stephen how Obama's first 14 Mondays stack up against FDR's.
04/30/2009
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Intro - 4/30/09
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President Obama finally completes his first 100 days, and don't tell Ethan Nadelmann Stephen's wearing a wire.
04/30/2009
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The After Show
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Stick around for the after-the-show show, which is Monday night's episode.
04/30/2009
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03:22

Code Word - Empathy
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Clearly, Obama plans to appoint a drug-addled evolutionist with swine flu to the Supreme Court.
05/04/2009
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03:47

The Prescott Group Bailout
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Help your old friends at the Prescott Group because if they go down, they're taking you with them.
05/04/2009
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05:54

J.J. Abrams
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J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery before Romulan Stephen demands revenge.
05/04/2009
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00:23

Sign Off - Colbert Nation Home
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Every great American's interactive adventure starts with colbertnation.com.
05/04/2009
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05:56

Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition
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"Up" is a fantastic solution to our Social Security problem: we tie old people to balloons and let them fly away.
05/04/2009
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