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Intro - 4/29/09
Season 5 • 04/29/2009
Stephen flips to the back of the book to see if our nation has an education problem.
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01:36
Arlen Specter Contracts Donkey Flu
The Colbert Report
S5
Republicans tried to fight off donkey flu, but their white cells weren't strong enough.
04/28/2009
00:12
No Animals Were Harmed
The Colbert Report
S5
No animals were harmed, but after the credits roll, all bets are off.
04/28/2009
00:33
Intro - 4/28/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen learns what it takes to be a foreign correspondent, besides a pad, a pencil and an anti-American bias, and drinks are on Daniel Gross.
04/28/2009
02:30
Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Correspondents
The Colbert Report
S5
After taking into consideration his American hero and United Airlines platinum member status, Stephen is going to the Persian Gulf, third and third-most, as a journalist.
04/28/2009
05:10
Foreign Reporting - Richard Engel
The Colbert Report
S5
Richard Engel shares with Stephen the customary tip for a soldier who saves your life.
04/28/2009
00:14
Feet Teeth
The Colbert Report
S5
Don't forget to brush your teeth, including your feet teeth.
04/29/2009
04:51
Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen calms everyone down with his advice on swine flu.
04/29/2009
05:08
David Kessler
The Colbert Report
S5
David Kessler wants to save lives by getting Americans to eat less.
04/29/2009
06:33
I's On Edjukashun - Textbooks, AmeriCorps & Strip-Search
The Colbert Report
S5
Fox News exposes liberal textbooks, AmeriCorps increases its mind control, and a girl is strip-searched for ibuprofen.
04/29/2009
02:01
Ahmadinejad Steals Obama's Slogan
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama should have anticipated that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would copy him and picked a more effective anti-nuclear campaign slogan.
04/29/2009
00:30
Intro - 4/29/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The nation may have an education problem, and David Kessler thinks Americans eat too much, which means he must have eyes.
04/29/2009
05:22
Ethan Nadelmann
The Colbert Report
S5
Ethan Nadelmann wants to remove marijuana from the criminal justice system and put it into the taxation and regulation systems.
04/30/2009
08:37
President Obama - The First 14 Mondays
The Colbert Report
S5
The true test of a president: running the country while living Garfield's worst nightmare.
04/30/2009
04:49
Obama's First 14 Mondays - Jonathan Alter
The Colbert Report
S5
Jonathan Alter tells Stephen how Obama's first 14 Mondays stack up against FDR's.
04/30/2009
00:24
Intro - 4/30/09
The Colbert Report
S5
President Obama finally completes his first 100 days, and don't tell Ethan Nadelmann Stephen's wearing a wire.
04/30/2009
00:14
The After Show
The Colbert Report
S5
Stick around for the after-the-show show, which is Monday night's episode.
04/30/2009
03:22
Code Word - Empathy
The Colbert Report
S5
Clearly, Obama plans to appoint a drug-addled evolutionist with swine flu to the Supreme Court.
05/04/2009
03:47
The Prescott Group Bailout
The Colbert Report
S5
Help your old friends at the Prescott Group because if they go down, they're taking you with them.
05/04/2009
05:54
J.J. Abrams
The Colbert Report
S5
J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery before Romulan Stephen demands revenge.
05/04/2009
00:23
Sign Off - Colbert Nation Home
The Colbert Report
S5
Every great American's interactive adventure starts with colbertnation.com.
05/04/2009
05:56
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition
The Colbert Report
S5
"Up" is a fantastic solution to our Social Security problem: we tie old people to balloons and let them fly away.
05/04/2009
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