The Colbert Report

Intro - 7/28/08

Season 4 • 07/28/2008

Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back a concession speech.

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05:24

Laurie Goodstein
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Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
07/24/2008
06:08

Garrett Reisman
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Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
07/24/2008
03:14

ThreatDown - Greek Courts
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You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
07/24/2008
03:17

John McCain's Sausage Party
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While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
07/24/2008
00:15

Decoder Rings
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Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
07/24/2008
00:38

Intro - 7/24/08
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The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
07/24/2008
04:01

Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller
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Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
07/28/2008
04:34

Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
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Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
07/28/2008
03:17

Obama Returns
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John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
07/28/2008
04:18

Toby Keith
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With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
07/28/2008
00:36

Intro - 7/28/08
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Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
07/28/2008
03:39

The Word - Honest Belief
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The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
07/29/2008
03:30

McCain's Mustache
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The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
07/29/2008
00:34

Intro - 7/29/08
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There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
07/29/2008
05:55

Eric Roston
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Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
07/29/2008
05:48

Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
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Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
07/29/2008
04:42

The Word - Save Ferris
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Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
07/30/2008
04:13

Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
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Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30

Intro - 7/30/08
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America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33

Canton Apology
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Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23

Spiders for Stephen!
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Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
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