The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/28/08
Season 4 E 95 • 07/28/2008
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.

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05:24
The Colbert ReportS4 E94
Laurie Goodstein
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
07/24/2008
06:08
The Colbert ReportS4 E94
Garrett Reisman
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
07/24/2008
03:14
The Colbert ReportS4 E94
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
07/24/2008
03:17
The Colbert ReportS4 E94
John McCain's Sausage Party
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
07/24/2008
00:15
The Colbert ReportS4 E94
Decoder Rings
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
07/24/2008
00:38
The Colbert ReportS4 E94
Intro - 7/24/08
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
07/24/2008
04:01
The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller
Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
07/28/2008
04:34
The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
07/28/2008
03:17
The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Obama Returns
John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
07/28/2008
04:18
The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Toby Keith
With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
07/28/2008
00:36
The Colbert ReportS4 E95
Intro - 7/28/08
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
07/28/2008
03:39
The Colbert ReportS4 E96
The Word - Honest Belief
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
07/29/2008
03:30
The Colbert ReportS4 E96
McCain's Mustache
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
07/29/2008
00:34
The Colbert ReportS4 E96
Intro - 7/29/08
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
07/29/2008
05:55
The Colbert ReportS4 E96
Eric Roston
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
07/29/2008
05:48
The Colbert ReportS4 E96
Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
07/29/2008
04:42
The Colbert ReportS4 E97
The Word - Save Ferris
Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
07/30/2008
04:13
The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30
The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Intro - 7/30/08
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33
The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Canton Apology
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23
The Colbert ReportS4 E97
Spiders for Stephen!
Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
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