The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/28/08
Season 4 • 07/28/2008
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back a concession speech.
The Colbert ReportS4 Laurie Goodstein
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
The Colbert ReportS4 Garrett Reisman
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Greek Courts
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain's Sausage Party
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
The Colbert ReportS4 Decoder Rings
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/24/08
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
The Colbert ReportS4 Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller
Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
The Colbert ReportS4 Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama Returns
John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
The Colbert ReportS4 Toby Keith
With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/28/08
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Honest Belief
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
The Colbert ReportS4 McCain's Mustache
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/29/08
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS4 Eric Roston
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
The Colbert ReportS4 Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Save Ferris
Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
The Colbert ReportS4 Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/30/08
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
The Colbert ReportS4 Canton Apology
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
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