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The Colbert Report
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
07/28/2008
Stephen is pretty impressed with his brave decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
05:24
Laurie Goodstein
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Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
07/24/2008
06:08
Garrett Reisman
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Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
07/24/2008
03:14
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
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You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
07/24/2008
03:17
John McCain's Sausage Party
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While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
07/24/2008
00:15
Decoder Rings
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Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
07/24/2008
00:38
Intro - 7/24/08
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The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
07/24/2008
04:01
Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller
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Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
07/28/2008
03:17
Obama Returns
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John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
07/28/2008
00:36
Intro - 7/28/08
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Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
07/28/2008
04:18
Toby Keith
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With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
07/28/2008
04:34
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
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Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
07/28/2008
03:39
The Word - Honest Belief
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The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
07/29/2008
03:30
McCain's Mustache
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The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
07/29/2008
00:34
Intro - 7/29/08
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There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
07/29/2008
05:55
Eric Roston
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Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
07/29/2008
05:48
Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
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Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
07/29/2008
04:42
The Word - Save Ferris
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Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
07/30/2008
04:13
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
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Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30
Intro - 7/30/08
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America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33
Canton Apology
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Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23
Spiders for Stephen!
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Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
00:28
Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South Park
Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
01:00
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short Treks
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
01:41
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
01:22
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022