The Colbert Report
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
Season 4 • 07/28/2008
Stephen is pretty impressed with his brave decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
Laurie GoodsteinThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
Garrett ReismanThe Colbert ReportS4
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
ThreatDown - Greek CourtsThe Colbert ReportS4
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
John McCain's Sausage PartyThe Colbert ReportS4
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
Decoder RingsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
Intro - 7/24/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
Trigger Happy - D.C. v. HellerThe Colbert ReportS4
Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
Obama ReturnsThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
Intro - 7/28/08The Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS4
With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert NovakThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
The Word - Honest BeliefThe Colbert ReportS4
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
McCain's MustacheThe Colbert ReportS4
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
Intro - 7/29/08The Colbert ReportS4
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
Eric RostonThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn MaloneyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
The Word - Save FerrisThe Colbert ReportS4
Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
Intro - 7/30/08The Colbert ReportS4
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
Canton ApologyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
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