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The Word - Old School
Season 2 • 01/17/2006
The new God doesn't mess around.
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03:09
Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
07:17
George Stephanopoulos
The Colbert Report
S2
George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
00:10
Fract - Captain North Korea
The Colbert Report
S2
A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
02:22
Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
01:14
The Golden Globes
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:25
Age-Defying Pancakes
The Colbert Report
S2
Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
01:51
Wilford Brimley Calls - Oatmeal
The Colbert Report
S2
Wilford Brimley calls up Stephen to complain about a raccoon in his house, Stephen always making up words and missing maple.
01/17/2006
06:18
Andrew Sullivan
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
01/17/2006
00:34
Intro - 1/17/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen talks to Time Magazine blogger Andrew Sullivan, covers Canada's race for prime minister and asks the real Eminem marriage to please stand up, please stand up.
01/17/2006
03:42
Tip/Wag - Eminem
The Colbert Report
S2
Prime Minister Paul Martin brings negative campaigning to Canada, Stephen calls Oregon the Canada of California, and Eminem patches things up with his wife.
01/17/2006
03:08
The Word - Old School
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
03:51
The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape
The Colbert Report
S2
It's inappropriate for Stephen, as the educator/host, to have a relationship with an audience member/student.
01/18/2006
03:49
The Word - Smarterer
The Colbert Report
S2
You don't need a lot of knowledge if you put a lot of anger behind those few things you do know.
01/18/2006
06:21
Frank McCourt
The Colbert Report
S2
Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
01/18/2006
00:33
Intro - 1/18/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen questions whether American kids are falling behind, wonders if it's too late to pump Socrates' stomach, and gives bullying a wedgie of his analysis.
01/18/2006
03:20
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Teacher's Edition
The Colbert Report
S2
The only two miracle workers of our time have been John Paul II and Nature's Miracle stain remover.
01/18/2006
02:04
Sign Off - The Bully System
The Colbert Report
S2
The bully system teaches leadership skills to our dumb kids, while encouraging our nerdy kids to get smarter.
01/18/2006
03:07
The Word - Public-See
The Colbert Report
S2
We could put an end to stone-throwing if we all lived in glass houses.
01/19/2006
07:11
Better Know a District - New York's 17th - Eliot Engel
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen isn't allowed to stroke Eliot Engel's moustache, but he can comb it.
01/19/2006
02:57
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Humane Society
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen is being attacked for educating children about the need for bear hunts.
01/19/2006
00:13
Sign Off - Drink On
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen chugs a beer because it's Friday.
01/19/2006
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