The Colbert Report
Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica
Season 2 • 01/16/2006
Personally, Stephen sees nothing wrong with "Transamerica."
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Double-Stick Tape
With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - Frnap: Monarchy
Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
The Colbert ReportS2 Michael Adams' Apology
Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
The Colbert ReportS2 Kenneth Miller
Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
The Colbert ReportS2 Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/16/06
Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Cerrado!
Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
The Colbert ReportS2 George Stephanopoulos
George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - Captain North Korea
A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle
Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
The Colbert ReportS2 Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica
Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
The Colbert ReportS2 The Golden Globes
Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Old School
Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
The Colbert ReportS2 Age-Defying Pancakes
Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
The Colbert ReportS2 Wilford Brimley Calls - Oatmeal
Wilford Brimley calls up Stephen to complain about a raccoon in his house, Stephen always making up words and missing maple.
The Colbert ReportS2 Andrew Sullivan
Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/17/06
Stephen talks to Time Magazine blogger Andrew Sullivan, covers Canada's race for prime minister and asks the real Eminem marriage to please stand up, please stand up.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Eminem
Prime Minister Paul Martin brings negative campaigning to Canada, Stephen calls Oregon the Canada of California, and Eminem patches things up with his wife.
The Colbert ReportS2 The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape
It's inappropriate for Stephen, as the educator/host, to have a relationship with an audience member/student.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Smarterer
You don't need a lot of knowledge if you put a lot of anger behind those few things you do know.
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