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Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica

Season 2 • 01/16/2006

Personally, Stephen sees nothing wrong with "Transamerica."

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03:29

The Word - Double-Stick Tape
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With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
01/12/2006
00:08

Fract - Frnap: Monarchy
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Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
01/12/2006
02:04

Michael Adams' Apology
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Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
01/12/2006
05:16

Kenneth Miller
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Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
01/12/2006
04:10

Martin Luther King Jr. Day
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Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
01/16/2006
00:38

Intro - 1/16/06
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Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
01/16/2006
02:21

The Word - Cerrado!
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Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
01/16/2006
07:17

George Stephanopoulos
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George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
00:10

Fract - Captain North Korea
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A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
02:22

Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle
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Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
03:09

Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica
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Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
01:14

The Golden Globes
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Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:08

The Word - Old School
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Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
03:25

Age-Defying Pancakes
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Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
01:51

Wilford Brimley Calls - Oatmeal
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Wilford Brimley calls up Stephen to complain about a raccoon in his house, Stephen always making up words and missing maple.
01/17/2006
06:18

Andrew Sullivan
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Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
01/17/2006
00:34

Intro - 1/17/06
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Stephen talks to Time Magazine blogger Andrew Sullivan, covers Canada's race for prime minister and asks the real Eminem marriage to please stand up, please stand up.
01/17/2006
03:42

Tip/Wag - Eminem
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Prime Minister Paul Martin brings negative campaigning to Canada, Stephen calls Oregon the Canada of California, and Eminem patches things up with his wife.
01/17/2006
03:51

The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape
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It's inappropriate for Stephen, as the educator/host, to have a relationship with an audience member/student.
01/18/2006
03:49

The Word - Smarterer
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You don't need a lot of knowledge if you put a lot of anger behind those few things you do know.
01/18/2006
06:21

Frank McCourt
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Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
01/18/2006
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