The Colbert Report
The Golden Globes
Season 2 E 6 • 01/17/2006
Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.

Watching

03:09
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica
Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
07:17
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
George Stephanopoulos
George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
00:10
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Fract - Captain North Korea
A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
02:22
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle
Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
03:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
The Word - Old School
Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
03:25
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
Age-Defying Pancakes
Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
01:51
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
Wilford Brimley Calls - Oatmeal
Wilford Brimley calls up Stephen to complain about a raccoon in his house, Stephen always making up words and missing maple.
01/17/2006
06:18
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
Andrew Sullivan
Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
01/17/2006
00:34
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
Intro - 1/17/06
Stephen talks to Time Magazine blogger Andrew Sullivan, covers Canada's race for prime minister and asks the real Eminem marriage to please stand up, please stand up.
01/17/2006
03:42
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
Tip/Wag - Eminem
Prime Minister Paul Martin brings negative campaigning to Canada, Stephen calls Oregon the Canada of California, and Eminem patches things up with his wife.
01/17/2006
01:14
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
The Golden Globes
Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:51
The Colbert ReportS2 E7
The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape
It's inappropriate for Stephen, as the educator/host, to have a relationship with an audience member/student.
01/18/2006
03:49
The Colbert ReportS2 E7
The Word - Smarterer
You don't need a lot of knowledge if you put a lot of anger behind those few things you do know.
01/18/2006
06:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E7
Frank McCourt
Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
01/18/2006
00:33
The Colbert ReportS2 E7
Intro - 1/18/06
Stephen questions whether American kids are falling behind, wonders if it's too late to pump Socrates' stomach, and gives bullying a wedgie of his analysis.
01/18/2006
03:20
The Colbert ReportS2 E7
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Teacher's Edition
The only two miracle workers of our time have been John Paul II and Nature's Miracle stain remover.
01/18/2006
02:04
The Colbert ReportS2 E7
Sign Off - The Bully System
The bully system teaches leadership skills to our dumb kids, while encouraging our nerdy kids to get smarter.
01/18/2006
03:07
The Colbert ReportS2 E8
The Word - Public-See
We could put an end to stone-throwing if we all lived in glass houses.
01/19/2006
07:11
The Colbert ReportS2 E8
Better Know a District - New York's 17th - Eliot Engel
Stephen isn't allowed to stroke Eliot Engel's moustache, but he can comb it.
01/19/2006
02:57
The Colbert ReportS2 E8
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Humane Society
Stephen is being attacked for educating children about the need for bear hunts.
01/19/2006
00:13
The Colbert ReportS2 E8
Sign Off - Drink On
Stephen chugs a beer because it's Friday.
01/19/2006
You may also like1 Video
Trailer
00:15
Watch the Emmy-Winning Schitt's Creek from the Beginning
Get to know the Rose family. Watch the hit comedy Schitt's Creek every Friday starting at 8/7c.
10/03/2020