The Colbert Report

The Golden Globes

Season 2 • 01/17/2006

Stephen didn't watch the Golden Globes.

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03:09

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Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica

Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
07:17

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George Stephanopoulos

George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
00:10

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Fract - Captain North Korea

A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
02:22

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Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle

Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
03:08

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The Word - Old School

Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
03:25

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Age-Defying Pancakes

Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
01:51

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Wilford Brimley Calls - Oatmeal

Wilford Brimley calls up Stephen to complain about a raccoon in his house, Stephen always making up words and missing maple.
01/17/2006
06:18

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Andrew Sullivan

Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
01/17/2006
00:34

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Intro - 1/17/06

Stephen talks to Time Magazine blogger Andrew Sullivan, covers Canada's race for prime minister and asks the real Eminem marriage to please stand up, please stand up.
01/17/2006
03:42

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Tip/Wag - Eminem

Prime Minister Paul Martin brings negative campaigning to Canada, Stephen calls Oregon the Canada of California, and Eminem patches things up with his wife.
01/17/2006
01:14

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The Golden Globes

Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:51

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The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape

It's inappropriate for Stephen, as the educator/host, to have a relationship with an audience member/student.
01/18/2006
03:49

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The Word - Smarterer

You don't need a lot of knowledge if you put a lot of anger behind those few things you do know.
01/18/2006
06:21

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Frank McCourt

Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
01/18/2006
00:33

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Intro - 1/18/06

Stephen questions whether American kids are falling behind, wonders if it's too late to pump Socrates' stomach, and gives bullying a wedgie of his analysis.
01/18/2006
03:20

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Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Teacher's Edition

The only two miracle workers of our time have been John Paul II and Nature's Miracle stain remover.
01/18/2006
02:04

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Sign Off - The Bully System

The bully system teaches leadership skills to our dumb kids, while encouraging our nerdy kids to get smarter.
01/18/2006
03:07

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The Word - Public-See

We could put an end to stone-throwing if we all lived in glass houses.
01/19/2006
07:11

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Better Know a District - New York's 17th - Eliot Engel

Stephen isn't allowed to stroke Eliot Engel's moustache, but he can comb it.
01/19/2006
02:57

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Who's Attacking Me Now? - Humane Society

Stephen is being attacked for educating children about the need for bear hunts.
01/19/2006
00:13

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Sign Off - Drink On

Stephen chugs a beer because it's Friday.
01/19/2006
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