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The Colbert Report
Intro - 11/9/11
Season 8 • 11/09/2011
Herman Cain holds a press conference, and Father Jim Martin talks laughter.
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06:42
Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege
The Colbert Report
S8
Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands.
11/08/2011
05:41
Seth Meyers
The Colbert Report
S8
Seth Meyers believes that "Saturday Night Live"'s Weekend Update provides an alternative for Americans unfulfilled by mainstream news options.
11/08/2011
04:24
Herman Cain Won't Be Stopped
The Colbert Report
S8
Herman Cain appears on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" shortly after a fourth woman steps forward with graphic sexual harassment accusations.
11/08/2011
00:12
Sign Off - Custom Escape Yacht
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen asks Hargrave Custom Yachts for his boat.
11/08/2011
03:26
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Fired Santa Claus & Colbert Super PAC Christmas
The Colbert Report
S8
New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right.
11/08/2011
05:24
Americone Dream of the Future
The Colbert Report
S8
Dippin' Dots files for bankruptcy, leaving a gap in the future-dessert continuum that only Americone Dream can fill.
11/09/2011
03:19
Herman Cain's Democrat Conspiracy
The Colbert Report
S8
The sexual harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt, and he isn't afraid to point out who's really behind them.
11/09/2011
05:11
The Word - Bully Pulpit
The Colbert Report
S8
Michigan Senate Republicans pants an anti-bullying law and stuff it in a locker, adding moral and religious exemptions to it.
11/09/2011
00:12
Sign Off - Feeding Jimmy Fallon's Portrait
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen spoon-feeds Americone Dream to Jimmy Fallon's headshot.
11/09/2011
06:04
James Martin
The Colbert Report
S8
Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes.
11/09/2011
00:34
Intro - 11/9/11
The Colbert Report
S8
The Herman Cain scandal continues to unfold, Stephen says goodbye to a classic dessert, and Father Jim Martin discusses the role of humor in a spiritual life.
11/09/2011
02:20
Shock & Aussie
The Colbert Report
S8
Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect.
11/10/2011
03:44
Rick Perry's Sorry, Oops
The Colbert Report
S8
The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is.
11/10/2011
02:51
Occupy U.C. Berkeley
The Colbert Report
S8
When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police.
11/10/2011
06:27
Brian Eno
The Colbert Report
S8
Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings."
11/10/2011
05:29
Thomas Thwaites
The Colbert Report
S8
Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
11/14/2011
00:31
Intro - 11/14/11
The Colbert Report
S8
The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch.
11/14/2011
03:48
Vodka Tampons
The Colbert Report
S8
According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses.
11/14/2011
00:08
Sign Off - Leaf Blower
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen uses a leaf blower to tidy up his desk and says goodnight.
11/14/2011
06:39
Keystone XL Oil Pipeline - Bill McKibben
The Colbert Report
S8
Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate.
11/14/2011
03:50
CBS Snubs Michele Bachmann
The Colbert Report
S8
CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate.
11/14/2011
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