The Colbert Report
Americone Dream of the Future
Season 8 • 11/09/2011
The ice cream of the future is now in the past, so Americone Dream takes its place.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege
Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands.
The Colbert ReportS8 Seth Meyers
Seth Meyers believes that "Saturday Night Live"'s Weekend Update provides an alternative for Americans unfulfilled by mainstream news options.
The Colbert ReportS8 Herman Cain Won't Be Stopped
Herman Cain appears on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" shortly after a fourth woman steps forward with graphic sexual harassment accusations.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Custom Escape Yacht
Stephen asks Hargrave Custom Yachts for his boat.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Fired Santa Claus & Colbert Super PAC Christmas
New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 11/9/11
The Herman Cain scandal continues to unfold, Stephen says goodbye to a classic dessert, and Father Jim Martin discusses the role of humor in a spiritual life.
The Colbert ReportS8 Herman Cain's Democrat Conspiracy
The sexual harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt, and he isn't afraid to point out who's really behind them.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Bully Pulpit
Michigan Senate Republicans pants an anti-bullying law and stuff it in a locker, adding moral and religious exemptions to it.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Feeding Jimmy Fallon's Portrait
Stephen spoon-feeds Americone Dream to Jimmy Fallon's headshot.
The Colbert ReportS8 James Martin
Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes.
The Colbert ReportS8 Americone Dream of the Future
Dippin' Dots files for bankruptcy, leaving a gap in the future-dessert continuum that only Americone Dream can fill.
The Colbert ReportS8 Shock & Aussie
Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rick Perry's Sorry, Oops
The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is.
The Colbert ReportS8 Occupy U.C. Berkeley
When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police.
The Colbert ReportS8 Brian Eno
Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings."
The Colbert ReportS8 Thomas Thwaites
Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 11/14/11
The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch.
The Colbert ReportS8 Vodka Tampons
According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Leaf Blower
Stephen uses a leaf blower to tidy up his desk and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS8 Keystone XL Oil Pipeline - Bill McKibben
Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate.
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