The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Game Over

Season 9 • 07/31/2013

Stephen proves to be a poor loser.

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03:32

Ted Cruz's Humble Portrait
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Senator Ted Cruz hangs a giant painting of himself in court but doesn't mention what noble cause he championed that day.
07/30/2013
02:06

Senator Gridlock
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Tea Partiers punish the leader of the do-nothing Congress, Mitch McConnell, for the handful of times he done did something.
07/30/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Sleigh Bells
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Stephen plays an instrument from the melting North Pole.
07/30/2013
06:04

Atul Gawande
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Atul Gawande discusses his New Yorker article, "Slow Ideas: Some ideas spread fast. How do you speed the ones that don't?"
07/30/2013
04:13

Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss
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Board game makers tailor their products for today's attention-deficient child and Stephen loses at his own game.
07/31/2013
05:07

Emily Matchar
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Journalist Emily Matchar explains America's re-embracing of lost domestic arts and practices.
07/31/2013
04:10

Lunch or Campaign 2016?
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A White House lunch between President Obama and Hillary Clinton spurs 2016 presidential campaign speculation.
07/31/2013
04:09

Bradley Manning Verdict
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WikiLeaker Bradley Manning evades the most serious charge leveled against him, but could still receive a 154-year slap on the wrist.
07/31/2013
00:41

Intro - 7/31/13
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Hillary Clinton presidential speculation increases, Simon Cowell impregnates his friend's wife, and Emily Matchar charts the return of traditional homemaking activities.
07/31/2013
02:16

Chris Christie vs. Rand Paul
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Kentucky Senator Rand Paul trade barbs.
07/31/2013
00:14

Sign Off - Game Over
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Stephen loses at Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss.
07/31/2013
02:22

Grab-Ask 5800
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Stephen devises a foolproof system to help Bob Filner navigate the sexual rules of the modern workplace.
08/01/2013
00:36

Intro - 8/1/13
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Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
08/01/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen raises a brow.
08/01/2013
04:47

ThreatDown - Global Erotic Extremism, Mini Muslims & Stripper Bears
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Terrorists love America for its BDSM, Crayola features Islamic coloring pages, and bears turn trees into stripper poles.
08/01/2013
04:05

Oppressed White Male Alert - Bob Filner
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Mayor Bob Filner isn't taking a few sexual harassment charges lying down -- or pinned against the office supply room door.
08/01/2013
06:34

Bryan Cranston
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Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
08/01/2013
01:31

Edward Snowden's Asylum
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NSA leaker Edward Snowden leaves the Moscow airport after a month of hiding.
08/01/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Glossary of Terms
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Stephen reviews a cultural document from Viacom.
08/05/2013
03:28

Global Terror Warning
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The Obama administration alerts Americans about an imminent Al Qaeda attack that could happen any moment, anywhere, at any time.
08/05/2013
05:17

Broadcast Networks Want More Indecency
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Four broadcast networks horn in on basic cable's turf, so Hugh Laurie and Stephen take a stand.
08/05/2013
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